Grossed Out MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrossCraft SMP: EwwFactor100

GrossCraft, grossness, nauseating, grossed out moments, putrid

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally insane! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this giant slime that was like, eating all the other mobs. It was so gross but also kinda cool, you know? And then I built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and I accidentally set myself on fire like, five times. But it was worth it for the epic views, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like, the weirdest and funniest people ever. One guy built a house entirely out of cakes and another guy has a pet zombie pigman that he takes on walks. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

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NoRoomieNoProblemo

random dude, renting, coworker, guest room, grossed out

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

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PickyEaterPurgeMC

different race, picky eater behavior, Welcoming, family dinners, racist behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, except picky eaters like Clara? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, but if you dare make a face at our virtual food, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “gross!”

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual dinner parties where everyone appreciates the pixelated cuisine. Don’t be like Clara, be open-minded and ready to embrace all the fun this server has to offer. See you there, unless you’re a picky eater!

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VomCraft LOLZ

headache, VomCraft, Unintentional, endorphin rush, Apology

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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HubbyGrossOutCraft

lying.., HubbyGrossOutCraft, Support, Online game, husband

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

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LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

LunchBoxLegends, daughter’s appetite, variety in lunch, attitude, parent complaint

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

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Gaming is for Everyone

Join, Community, Welcoming, EXCLUDED, rules

Have you ever been gaming and you feel excluded due to the bigotry of others in the community? Well look no further because here at Gaming is for Everyone we are inclusive to everyone and don’t tolerate any hate speech towards anyone. This is our vanilla survival java server, you’re able to join by being a part of the discord and reading the rules before you get the permissions to be able to play with us. If there’s no staff on, just contact us in the mc-general channel.

51.222.147.151:25576

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FantasyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, supporting characters, escapism, Manga, Server

Are you tired of boring old power fantasies in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where the side characters have more personality than you can handle! Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate isekai power fantasy like never before!

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RusCraft Minecraft Server

cyrillic, RusCraft, travel, russia, Vodka

Are you a fan of vodka, bears riding unicycles, and squatting like a true Slav? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have a special Russian-themed world where you can build your own babushka doll house, ride on a pet bear, and participate in epic vodka-drinking contests. Plus, our community is full of friendly Russians who will teach you how to swear like a true comrade. Join us now and embrace your inner Ivan!

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FriendZoneCraft

Best Friend, overreacting, friendship, Boundaries, Women’s Health

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as supportive as a best friend after surgery? Look no further than our server! We’ll take care of you like we took care of Amber post-surgery, minus the fallopian tube removal (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

Join us for a healthcare system-free experience where you can relax, heal, and have someone tuck you in at night (virtually, of course). Our server is so supportive, your boyfriend might accuse you of cheating on him with us. But hey, who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server that treats you better than a girlfriend?

So come on over and experience the love language of acts of service in the most outrageous way possible. We promise not to clean your bathroom unless you really need it. And if you’re lucky, maybe we’ll even bring you some homemade chicken noodle soup in-game. Join now and let the friendship drama unfold!

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