🔥GrossCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8587
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

GrossCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.

Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1893	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	280	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ores Mined:	5213	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1659	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

GFundMeCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!

BlocktopiaSurvival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.