Are you tired of seeing gross stuff in public? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and never have to witness another gross thing again! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so sparkly, they make even the most hardened miner shed a tear of joy. So come join us and say goodbye to grossness forever!
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GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP
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PixelPervsAnonymous
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your crazy antics and outrageous adventures!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.
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YuckyEatsCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!
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Hotdog Water: Where the dogs are hot, the water is gross, and chaos reigns supreme!
Hotdog Water Server
🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Vote for resets on Discord.
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.
Rules:
- PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
- No cheating or hacking.
Join Now:
IP:
play.hotdogwater.dogWebsite: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
FAQ:
Question Answer Can I use cheats on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server. Are there any restrictions on PvP? PvP is allowed, along with griefing, stealing, and having fun. Is there a way to claim land? No, there is no land claim system on the server. How can I reset the server? You can vote for resets on the Discord server.
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NomNomCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?
And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!
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WeddingPortraitDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.
Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).
So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.
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ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!
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NopeTastyCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?
So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!
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GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony
Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!
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FoodGrossOutCraft
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!