Gross MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

Mmmm, funny, humor, bathroom, bathroom humor

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

Fault, Deception, Minecraft, Manipulation, Deceit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

hair, Asshole, gross, wizard, advice

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

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Poop Into My Hand Play With It Like Playdough Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, smp, Minecraft, unhygienic, taboo behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. Or maybe you prefer to poop into your hand and play with it like playdough – hey, we don’t judge here, we embrace all kinds of creativity!

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks like filling your house with chickens or turning your entire base into a giant cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of emerald instead of eggs.

So come join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, poop playdough. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

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Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

Gay, Minecraft, gross, discrimination, LGBTQ

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

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Poop Time Minecraft Server

humor, bathroom humor jokes, Server, funny, bathroom humor

Welcome to our Minecraft server where it’s stinky poop time all the time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special poop-themed world where everything is made of poop blocks. Build your house out of poop, mine for poop diamonds, and fight off poop monsters – it’s a poop-tastic adventure!

2. We have a poop-themed parkour course that will challenge even the most skilled Minecraft players. Can you make it through the stinky obstacles without falling into the poop pit below?

3. Our server has a poop emoji plugin that allows you to communicate with other players using only poop emojis. It’s a fun and silly way to chat while you’re exploring the stinky world.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a secret poop treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Poop King?

So come join us on our stinky poop time Minecraft server for a hilariously absurd gaming experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

Nervous, roastie, genitalia, sexual insecurities, apprehensive

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

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Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Argument, era, osomatsu-san, San, fanfiction

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

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Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, toilet humor, Smelly, big, gas

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

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TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

put in mouth, EMBARRASSING, Disgusting, #dare, TasteTestGoneWrong

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

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