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Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fat, fit, Gay, Gay Men, Gender Identity, gross, handsome, lesbians, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

Poop Time Minecraft Server

bathroom, bathroom humor, bathroom humor jokes, bathroom jokes, bathroom time, funny, funny poop, gross, humor, Minecraft, Poop, poop jokes, poop time, potty humor, Server, Smelly, smelly poop, STINKY, stinky bathroom, stinky poop, Time, TOILET

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Emeralds Found:	4062
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where it’s stinky poop time all the time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special poop-themed world where everything is made of poop blocks. Build your house out of poop, mine for poop diamonds, and fight off poop monsters – it’s a poop-tastic adventure!

2. We have a poop-themed parkour course that will challenge even the most skilled Minecraft players. Can you make it through the stinky obstacles without falling into the poop pit below?

3. Our server has a poop emoji plugin that allows you to communicate with other players using only poop emojis. It’s a fun and silly way to chat while you’re exploring the stinky world.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a secret poop treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Poop King?

So come join us on our stinky poop time Minecraft server for a hilariously absurd gaming experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

apprehensive, body image, confidence issues, Craft, doubt, fear of intimacy, Fearful, genitalia, gross, Insecurity, INTIMATE, Minecraft, naked, Nervous, Opening, performance anxiety, roastie, scared of sex, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, sexual insecurities, sexual performance, vulnerable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8983
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1002
Votes:	8905	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Anime, Anons, Argument, controversy, drag queens, Dragmatsu, era, fan culture, Fandom, Fandom Files, fanfiction, Fiction, gross, matsuno brothers, Minecraft, osomatsu, osomatsu-san, San, Server, shipping, shipping wars, taboo, weird

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5655	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Votes:	2903	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Roach-Free Minecraft Server

bug repellent, bug spray, creepy crawlies, creepy creatures, disgust, Extermination, fear factor, gross, household pests, hygiene, infestation, insect control, insects, Minecraft, Pest Control, Pest Management, pest prevention, Phobia, roach infestation, ROACHES, RoachFree, sanitation, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SecretSleuthMC SMP

#revelation, appalling, BETRAYAL, dark side, Deceit, disgusting secret, Disturbing, gross, Hidden Truth, Repulsive, revolting, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, SecretSleuthMC, shameful, Shocking.., skeletons in the closet, smp, unsavory, unseemly, unsettling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover all the juicy secrets of your fellow players! From secret underground lairs filled with llamas to hidden treasure troves guarded by evil chickens, there’s always something scandalous to discover. Who knows, you might even stumble upon someone’s secret obsession with building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks! So come join us for a wild ride of mystery, mayhem, and Minecraft madness.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

abhorrent, abominable, appalling, Despicable, detestable, disgust, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, NoCreepersAllowed, odious, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, stomach-turning, unappetizing, Vile

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	74
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Towns Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Farms Harvested:	587	Dimension Hops:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	173
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?