gross patapouf asmr Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

“SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ancient magic, ANONYMOUS, dark fantasy, Elf, Enchanted, FANTASY, folklore, legend, Magic, Minecraft, Mystery, mystical, mystical beings, mythical creature, No. 101904412, OTHERWORLDLY, Quest, Shenanigans, smp, sorcery, spellbinding, Supernatural

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1070
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, hormonal changes, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, protective instincts, school community, school events, school performance, social etiquette, Support, teenage emotions, teenage relationships, teenage struggles

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Potions Brewed:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6855
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	8978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2994
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2150	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	990209
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!