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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 455 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4175 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like, the weirdest and funniest people ever. One guy built a house entirely out of cakes and another guy has a pet zombie pigman that he takes on walks. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.