PhlegmFreeTableCraft

Phlegm, Boyfriend, Illness, personal boundaries, #coughing

The Phlegm Dynasty: Welcome to the Gaggle of Gloom!

Introduction: Welcome, brave soul, to the server where incoherence reigns supreme and every cough echoes through the deep caverns of existential dread! You’ve tread across a threshold into a realm where spatters of sputum become the currency of chaos and levity dances with despair. Forget logic—this is where satirical phlegm meets the supernatural. Are you ready to embrace the festering absurdity?

Features / Mechanics:

Embark on a Snot-So-Smooth Adventure!

Sneeze-Resistant Armor: Made from the invisible fabric of ignored grievances. Wearing it makes you immune to being called "selfish" while simultaneously attracting unsolicited drama!
Coughing Caves: Enter labyrinthine tunnels filled with echoing "ahem"’s and snickering specters. They feed off your discomfort and reward you with ‘Phlegm Points’—that vanish the moment you earn them!
Table of Torment: This enchanted picnic table magically collects tissues! Leave your semi-digested complaints here. But BEWARE—what happens at the table may haunt your dreams!

Tissues	Effect
1	"That’s your fault!" x10
2	"You should feel guilty."
3	"What’s wrong with you?"

In-Game Legends:

Whispers tell of a Spitting Specter that roams the virtual halls, judged by the complaints of its predecessors. Should you confront it, be ready for an existential crisis wrapped in a tissue of regret!

Testimonials from Uncertain Players:

“I came for the building, stayed for the craft of misery!” – NauseatedPlayer420
“Joining the server was like visiting an ex’s wedding—awkward, painful, and filled with too many tissues.” – ConflictedInMinecraft

Warnings:

This server has been banned in several dimensions (possibly for vulgar use of digital mucus) and whisper rumors that your soul may be moderately affected.
Join at Your Own Risk: Gamers have disappeared into the depths of the Phlegm Abyss—forever pondering their choices or melting into digital goo!

Secret Features:

They say if you collect three bottles of snot and perform the ritualistic chicken dance in-game, you might unlock the Server of Secrets—a place where logic dissolves, and nonsense reigns.*

FAQ:

Q: Why does it smell like cough syrup here?
- A: Smells are merely a manifestation of your repressed complaints. Embrace it!

Q: Can I file a complaint against other players?
- A: Complaints only open a portal to deeper chaos. Proceed with caution or, better yet—just don’t.

The Call to Action:

So, what are you waiting for? Step beyond the veil of reason, join our chaotic cult of the absurd, and unleash your pent-up grievances! Join now, but be warned: you may find laughter intertwined with the unsettling taste of regret. The Gaggle of Gloom beckons… dare you step forward?

CringeCraft

personal disgust, societal norms, bad habits, cleanliness, social norms

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all civilized and normal? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you think it’s secretly disgusting when people eat pizza with a fork and knife. On our server, we have a strict “hands-only” policy when it comes to pizza consumption.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just type /dance in the chat and let the madness begin!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner weirdo. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

SneakySnotEatersMC

repulsive actions, secret habits, SneakySnotEatersMC, unsanitary behaviors, taboo habits

Join our Minecraft server and never have to admit to doing gross things again! Our server is a magical place where all your embarrassing habits disappear into thin air. Want to pick your nose and eat it? No problem, nobody will judge you here! Want to fart loudly while playing? Go ahead, we won’t tell a soul. Our server is a safe space for all your gross habits, so come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

gross habits, Server, CleanCraft, Conflict Resolution, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

CraftyDisgust

disgusting behavior, societal expectations, Manners, public display, cultural norms

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a community that embraces the art of eating raw onions like they’re apples! Our players are always munching on these pungent veggies while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas. Who needs breath mints when you have the power of onions on your side?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-human ruler who bestows gifts upon those brave enough to challenge him in combat. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of creepers with nothing but his snout and a stack of carrots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Just make sure to bring your own onions – the Pigman King is always hungry for more.

CreeperCam: The Unseen Observer

unsanitary actions, disturbing sights, Observer, disturbing behaviors, gross habits

Join our Minecraft server and witness the most outrageous and hilarious moments that will make you question humanity! From players accidentally mining straight into a pool of lava to others trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re horses, the chaos never stops on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden cameras all over the map to catch players doing the most disgusting and embarrassing things when they think no one is watching. You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down when players let their guard down.

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until you cry and wondering what the heck is wrong with people, then join us now! Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

manners in public, satisfying burps, Obnoxious, etiquette rules, obnoxious behavior

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

work bathroom, juvenile behavior, viral content, gross habits, upper decker

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

CraftyCraze

Defeat, video games, Combat, Gaming, health bar

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by the final boss on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the last health bar is so easy to deplete, you can do it blindfolded while riding a pig! Plus, we have a secret weapon called the “Ninja Netherite Sword” that will make you unstoppable. Join us now and show that faggot boss who’s boss!

Marigold Madness: Where chickens rule and creepers drool!

chickens, CREEPERS, kouki, Nao Ishikawa, Sareee

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles in the “Marigold Fields Forever” arena, where Nanae Takahashi takes on Victoria Yuzuki in a showdown for the ages. Witness Miku Aono face off against Nao Ishikawa in a battle of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on the ultimate tag team match between Kouki & Chika Goto and Misa Matsui & Natsumi Showzuki!

But that’s not all! Join us for insane events like the Shinkiba day and night shows, where anything can happen. And who could forget the Osaka and Hamamatsu VODs, where the action never stops. Plus, with our live events in Kyoto, Nagoya, and Shinkiba, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Watch all the action on Wrestle Universe for just ¥1,298 per month. And don’t forget to follow us on social media for all the latest updates and behind-the-scenes shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

Gross Habits