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MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

SquareDanceSMP – Why4thGrade?

4th grade, american history, childhood education, childhood memories, cultural activities, cultural heritage, curriculum, education, folk dances, group dances, music and movement, physical education, Physical fitness, school activities, Social Skills, social traditions, square dance, SquareDanceSMP, teamwork, traditional dances, US schools, Why4thGrade

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old school dances like the square dance? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host epic dance parties every night in the virtual world! Who needs square dancing when you can bust a move with your blocky avatar and show off your sick dance skills to all your fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that if you dance well enough, you might just summon a secret disco ball that drops rare loot! So come join us and leave those square dancing days in the past where they belong.

DreamCrafters United

achievement, Ambitions, aspirations, career, Desires, DreamCrafters, dreams, fulfillment, Future, goals, Happiness, inspiration, life dream, Men, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, reddit, self improvement, success, United

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to go to work and pay bills? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your wildest dreams can come true! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and live out your most ridiculous life dreams in blocky form!

Hackers Beware Minecraft Server

BEWARE, cyber action team, cyber attacks, cyber crime, cyber defense, cyber operations, cyber protection, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, fbi, FBI agents, FBI initiative, FBI mission, FBI response, FBI task force, FBI team, Global, hackers, International, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that the FBI had to send a 65-strong cyber action team across the globe just to fight off hackers? Well, guess what? This server is so epic that even the FBI can’t handle it!

Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the stakes are high, the builds are epic, and the trolls are next level. We’ve got crazy mini-games, mind-blowing PvP battles, and secret underground bases that even the pros can’t find.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. The FBI can’t stop us, and neither can you! Let’s do this, gamers!

MaduroCraft: Winner of the Vote!

MaduroCraft, Vote, winner

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	New Chunks Explored:	887311
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we name our winners like maduro in venezuela, even if no one else shows up to vote! we love a good dictatorship vibe on our server, where the only opposition is the mobs trying to take over your base. build your empire and crush your enemies, just like maduro does in real life. who needs democracy when you can have total control over your virtual world? join now and experience the thrill of absolute power, minus the pesky protests. VIVA LA MADURO!

StocksAndBlocks

401ks, demand for stocks, demographic changes, economic factors., economic growth, Financial Planning, investing, Investment, investment strategies, long term investing, market demand, market fluctuations, market trends, population decrease, retirement accounts, retirement planning, retirement savings, stock market, stock market performance, StocksAndBlocks, working population

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans around every corner.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Queen. Will the Chicken King’s army of feathered warriors triumph, or will the Potato Queen’s starchy minions reign supreme? Only you can decide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the elusive Diamond Pig, a creature said to bring good luck and riches to those who can catch it. Will you be the one to claim the Diamond Pig’s treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Taco Tuesday events? Every Tuesday, our server transforms into a taco paradise, with free tacos for all players and epic taco-themed challenges to complete. Who knew tacos could be so exciting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

TreasuredMC

Adventures, Artifacts, Castles, Community, Custom Items, custom structures, Customitems, Customstructures, Dungeons, exclusive items, Hermitcraftlike, Immersive, Items, Itemsadder, Memories, Minecraft, Nations, Plugins, PvE, PvP, seamless gameplay, Server, Structures, Survial, Survival, Tools, TreasuredMC, Unique, Vanilla-like experience, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to TreasuredMC

Are you searching for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and immersive experience? Look no further! TreasureMC is a public Minecraft server designed to provide you with thrilling adventures and unforgettable moments.

Features:

Custom Items: Our server boasts a variety of exclusive items that add depth and excitement to your gameplay. Discover powerful weapons, rare tools, and magical artifacts that you won’t find anywhere else!Custom Structures: Explore our beautifully crafted structures, designed to enhance your Minecraft journey. From majestic castles to mysterious dungeons, there’s always something new to discover.Quality Plugins: We use top-tier plugins to ensure a smooth, vanilla-like experience while adding fun and engaging elements to the game. Enjoy seamless gameplay with minimal lag and maximum enjoyment.

We can’t wait to see you in-game and build amazing memories together!

play.treasuredmc.com

Chilly Sharks and Hot Rocks: The Sharkcicle SMP Saga

000 minutes, 20, Application Process, building, chilly, Community, Exploring, Griefing, hang out, hermit craft, hot, Lore, make new friends, Minecraft enthusiasts, Moderators, Plugins, quality of life mods, Relax, rocks, Saga, semi vanilla server, Sharkcicle, Sharks, smp, stealing, Tight-Knit Community, Towns

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality of life mods
Community	Tight-knit similar to Hermit Craft
Features	Prevention of griefing and stealing, great lore, countless towns
Application	Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have plugins in place to prevent griefing and stealing.
How do I join the server?	Apply through our Discord server using the link provided above.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community environment.