🔥Groping Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yesterday’s Minecraft SMP Fun

Asian countries, Asian culture, Cultural differences, expat life, Fun, Groping, Japan, japan culture, Japan society, Japan travel, Minecraft, molestation, personal safety, public transit, public transportation, Safety, Safety concerns, sexual harassment, smp, study abroad, TOKYO, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS, yesterdays

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your friend studying abroad in Japan, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server. From unexpected encounters with creepers to epic battles with other players, there’s never a dull moment.

And don’t worry about getting groped or molested on our server – that’s just a made-up problem from bad Minecraft fanfiction. Our community is all about having fun and supporting each other, so you can focus on building, exploring, and surviving without any creepy distractions.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way (just hopefully not any creepers)!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Address, Cheat, concern, CraftyFamily, crime, Crush, DAUGHTER, Girlfriend, Groping, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, sense of humor, Server, sex, son’s friend, Terrible, threat, Urgent, Wife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6768	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP

80s, assault, Boundaries, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., gender dynamics, Groping, handsy, Inappropriate Behavior, Men, Misogyny, personal anecdotes, Respect, sexual harassment, societal norms, travel experiences, trieste, TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP, uncomfortable situations, victim blaming, Women’s safety

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the groping hands of Trieste in the 80s! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any unwanted advances from creepy NPCs. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the Hope Diamond look like a pebble. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing getting grabbed is a pickaxe!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	1153

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Animals Bred:	134
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8552
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchantments Applied:	267	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	169

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.