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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7066
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Falling into the Void:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Animals Bred:	74	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	666	Animals Bred:	66
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	9943	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Votes:	7208
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!