Groomzillas Minecraft Servers

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  • Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm

    Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Realm of Unfunded Expectations: A Chaotic Server Experience

    Step right up! Enter a world where the fabric of reality unravels amidst merciless financial struggles and existential dread! Are you ready to confront the absurdity of human relationships? Here, amidst blocks of pixelated turmoil, we build not just castles, but a universe of overwhelming debt, family obligations, and the ever-looming specter of societal norms!


    The Enigmatic Invitations to Chaos

    Forget everything you know about love and loyalty! In this server, weddings are not celebrations but trials set against a backdrop of fiscal catastrophe. Players embark on quests that challenge you—can you attend the Betrothed’s Blood Ceremony without dismembering your bank account?

      • 💔 Mandatory Matching Attire: Just like our unwilling groomsman, feel the financial squeeze of a $500 custom suit. Will you betray frugality for the sake of conformity?

      • 💼 Freelance Freedom Fighters: Struggling to juggle caregiving duties and a writing career? Experience the exhilarating tensions of failed ambitions as you try to fly and chase cobwebbed dreams while small hands tug at reality!

      • ✈️ Child-Free Cults & Travel Taxes: Experience the dread of transferring out of state only to find out you’ve entered a childless dimension. Risks of altitude sickness from your mounting grievances will haunt your travels.

    Unpredictable Features & Mechanics

    🌪️ Features 📉 Consequences
    Game-Changing Loans: Tap into parental funds! Instant psychological debt!
    Creative Suit Alternatives: Find cheap imitations i.e. headless chicken suits. Social ostracization or hilarious ridicule?
    Unconventional Jobs: Deliver groceries or MINIONS invited to weddings. Oh great! More dependency on mysterious Google contracts!

    The Bill Collector’s FAQ (Questions That Don’t Matter)

    Q: Is it wise to attend the wedding? A: Financial reality is optional, so why not? Embrace insurmountable debt as a lifestyle choice!

    Q: Can you break the mold? A: Only if you craft a portal to another dimension where matching suits are a federal offense!

    Q: What happens if I can’t attend? A: You will receive an honorary title of "Casual Spectator" in the Unfunded Expectations Order, or you could just hide in a cave!


    Player Testimonials: Voices from the Financial Abyss

    "I went in expecting a joyous wedding celebration, but came out with an overwhelming sense of dread and existential crisis. 10/10 would recommend if you enjoy absurdism!" – AnonGroomchaser

    "In the spirit of camaraderie, I chose to wear my best tank top with cut-off jeans. How radical is that?" – LadyAntiSuit


    Conspiracies, Warnings, and Legends

      • Warning: This server has been rumored to be banned in 12 countries! (They didn’t appreciate the nuanced take on weddings turning into dreadful capitalist gatherings.)

      • Legend has it: If you find the mythical Matching Suit of Infinite Value, all your financial woes will vanish. Herein lies the catch—you must sacrifice your grandeur at the altar of mediocrity.

    Secret Features That Destroy All Logic

    Surprise! You’ll discover the Crypt of Overbearing Expectations lurking in the shadows, where every decision you’ve made appears as a towering mountainous block of stress!

    Or wait, the Realm of Unwanted Advice, a place where your aging relatives impart wisdom that leads to only more confusion.


    Join Us—Dangerously!

    Think you can escape the clutches of economic despair and existential dread? Step into the Realm of Unfunded Expectations where you’re not just a player; you’re a pawn in a cosmic joke! Accept that your destiny is to confront the absurd, and who knows—perhaps you’ll destroy the financial shackles that bind you.

    But beware: The more you resist, the tighter they grip… Remember, it’s never just a game; it’s a reality-bending experience. Join us, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sleepii Tiime

    Sleepii Tiime

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

    mc.sleepiitiime.site

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VentureLand

    VentureLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    A completely unique RPG game in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

    No mods required! Use the IP to join

    mc5.ventureland.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Freeworld Survival

    Freeworld Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server is a free world survival based server. We have a built up town that will provide everything that you may need or act as a perfect spot to roleplay and hang out with others. Outside the bounds, we have the wilderness where you can claim your own land and do with it what you wish. Come join us and enjoy.

    140.238.91.247

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnchartedMC

    UnchartedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join UnchartedMC the first ever skyblock/oneblock combined! So come and check it out only if you want to of course!!!

    n203.pufferfish.host:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP