Groomzillas Minecraft Servers

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  • Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm

    Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Realm of Unfunded Expectations: A Chaotic Server Experience

    Step right up! Enter a world where the fabric of reality unravels amidst merciless financial struggles and existential dread! Are you ready to confront the absurdity of human relationships? Here, amidst blocks of pixelated turmoil, we build not just castles, but a universe of overwhelming debt, family obligations, and the ever-looming specter of societal norms!


    The Enigmatic Invitations to Chaos

    Forget everything you know about love and loyalty! In this server, weddings are not celebrations but trials set against a backdrop of fiscal catastrophe. Players embark on quests that challenge you—can you attend the Betrothed’s Blood Ceremony without dismembering your bank account?

      • 💔 Mandatory Matching Attire: Just like our unwilling groomsman, feel the financial squeeze of a $500 custom suit. Will you betray frugality for the sake of conformity?

      • 💼 Freelance Freedom Fighters: Struggling to juggle caregiving duties and a writing career? Experience the exhilarating tensions of failed ambitions as you try to fly and chase cobwebbed dreams while small hands tug at reality!

      • ✈️ Child-Free Cults & Travel Taxes: Experience the dread of transferring out of state only to find out you’ve entered a childless dimension. Risks of altitude sickness from your mounting grievances will haunt your travels.

    Unpredictable Features & Mechanics

    🌪️ Features 📉 Consequences
    Game-Changing Loans: Tap into parental funds! Instant psychological debt!
    Creative Suit Alternatives: Find cheap imitations i.e. headless chicken suits. Social ostracization or hilarious ridicule?
    Unconventional Jobs: Deliver groceries or MINIONS invited to weddings. Oh great! More dependency on mysterious Google contracts!

    The Bill Collector’s FAQ (Questions That Don’t Matter)

    Q: Is it wise to attend the wedding? A: Financial reality is optional, so why not? Embrace insurmountable debt as a lifestyle choice!

    Q: Can you break the mold? A: Only if you craft a portal to another dimension where matching suits are a federal offense!

    Q: What happens if I can’t attend? A: You will receive an honorary title of "Casual Spectator" in the Unfunded Expectations Order, or you could just hide in a cave!


    Player Testimonials: Voices from the Financial Abyss

    "I went in expecting a joyous wedding celebration, but came out with an overwhelming sense of dread and existential crisis. 10/10 would recommend if you enjoy absurdism!" – AnonGroomchaser

    "In the spirit of camaraderie, I chose to wear my best tank top with cut-off jeans. How radical is that?" – LadyAntiSuit


    Conspiracies, Warnings, and Legends

      • Warning: This server has been rumored to be banned in 12 countries! (They didn’t appreciate the nuanced take on weddings turning into dreadful capitalist gatherings.)

      • Legend has it: If you find the mythical Matching Suit of Infinite Value, all your financial woes will vanish. Herein lies the catch—you must sacrifice your grandeur at the altar of mediocrity.

    Secret Features That Destroy All Logic

    Surprise! You’ll discover the Crypt of Overbearing Expectations lurking in the shadows, where every decision you’ve made appears as a towering mountainous block of stress!

    Or wait, the Realm of Unwanted Advice, a place where your aging relatives impart wisdom that leads to only more confusion.


    Join Us—Dangerously!

    Think you can escape the clutches of economic despair and existential dread? Step into the Realm of Unfunded Expectations where you’re not just a player; you’re a pawn in a cosmic joke! Accept that your destiny is to confront the absurd, and who knows—perhaps you’ll destroy the financial shackles that bind you.

    But beware: The more you resist, the tighter they grip… Remember, it’s never just a game; it’s a reality-bending experience. Join us, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AmaruGamma

    AmaruGamma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

    amarugamma.holy.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RoyaltMC

    RoyaltMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

    royaltmc.online:20129

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Raspberryboat // Survival

    Raspberryboat //  Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

    raspberryboat.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Copper Valley MC

    Copper Valley MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

    play.coppervalley.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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