Groomsman Minecraft Servers

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  • Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm

    Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Realm of Unfunded Expectations: A Chaotic Server Experience

    Step right up! Enter a world where the fabric of reality unravels amidst merciless financial struggles and existential dread! Are you ready to confront the absurdity of human relationships? Here, amidst blocks of pixelated turmoil, we build not just castles, but a universe of overwhelming debt, family obligations, and the ever-looming specter of societal norms!


    The Enigmatic Invitations to Chaos

    Forget everything you know about love and loyalty! In this server, weddings are not celebrations but trials set against a backdrop of fiscal catastrophe. Players embark on quests that challenge you—can you attend the Betrothed’s Blood Ceremony without dismembering your bank account?

      • 💔 Mandatory Matching Attire: Just like our unwilling groomsman, feel the financial squeeze of a $500 custom suit. Will you betray frugality for the sake of conformity?

      • 💼 Freelance Freedom Fighters: Struggling to juggle caregiving duties and a writing career? Experience the exhilarating tensions of failed ambitions as you try to fly and chase cobwebbed dreams while small hands tug at reality!

      • ✈️ Child-Free Cults & Travel Taxes: Experience the dread of transferring out of state only to find out you’ve entered a childless dimension. Risks of altitude sickness from your mounting grievances will haunt your travels.

    Unpredictable Features & Mechanics

    🌪️ Features 📉 Consequences
    Game-Changing Loans: Tap into parental funds! Instant psychological debt!
    Creative Suit Alternatives: Find cheap imitations i.e. headless chicken suits. Social ostracization or hilarious ridicule?
    Unconventional Jobs: Deliver groceries or MINIONS invited to weddings. Oh great! More dependency on mysterious Google contracts!

    The Bill Collector’s FAQ (Questions That Don’t Matter)

    Q: Is it wise to attend the wedding? A: Financial reality is optional, so why not? Embrace insurmountable debt as a lifestyle choice!

    Q: Can you break the mold? A: Only if you craft a portal to another dimension where matching suits are a federal offense!

    Q: What happens if I can’t attend? A: You will receive an honorary title of "Casual Spectator" in the Unfunded Expectations Order, or you could just hide in a cave!


    Player Testimonials: Voices from the Financial Abyss

    "I went in expecting a joyous wedding celebration, but came out with an overwhelming sense of dread and existential crisis. 10/10 would recommend if you enjoy absurdism!" – AnonGroomchaser

    "In the spirit of camaraderie, I chose to wear my best tank top with cut-off jeans. How radical is that?" – LadyAntiSuit


    Conspiracies, Warnings, and Legends

      • Warning: This server has been rumored to be banned in 12 countries! (They didn’t appreciate the nuanced take on weddings turning into dreadful capitalist gatherings.)

      • Legend has it: If you find the mythical Matching Suit of Infinite Value, all your financial woes will vanish. Herein lies the catch—you must sacrifice your grandeur at the altar of mediocrity.

    Secret Features That Destroy All Logic

    Surprise! You’ll discover the Crypt of Overbearing Expectations lurking in the shadows, where every decision you’ve made appears as a towering mountainous block of stress!

    Or wait, the Realm of Unwanted Advice, a place where your aging relatives impart wisdom that leads to only more confusion.


    Join Us—Dangerously!

    Think you can escape the clutches of economic despair and existential dread? Step into the Realm of Unfunded Expectations where you’re not just a player; you’re a pawn in a cosmic joke! Accept that your destiny is to confront the absurd, and who knows—perhaps you’ll destroy the financial shackles that bind you.

    But beware: The more you resist, the tighter they grip… Remember, it’s never just a game; it’s a reality-bending experience. Join us, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockRageQuit

    BlockRageQuit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a love triangle like something out of a soap opera. Imagine being a bridesmaid in a virtual wedding where your ex-boyfriend is a groomsman and his new girlfriend is also a bridesmaid. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with creepers and zombies instead of cameras!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most chaotic wedding party in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to throw virtual cake at your ex’s new girlfriend! So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. It’s a wedding you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SIL’s Bridal Bash: Overcharged & Over It

    SIL’s Bridal Bash: Overcharged & Over It

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than Sarah’s bridal party? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from maid of honor mayhem and high school mean girl drama.

    Join us for the Hen’s Night Disaster event, where we promise: – No surprise bills for the bride – Plenty of transport options – Complimentary flip-flops for all attendees (even the bride!) – And best of all, no silent discos that require a 6km walk in heels

    But wait, there’s more! Our $200 Scam package includes: – A luxury boat ride with an open bar – A gourmet dinner fit for a queen (or bride) – And endless drinks to keep the party going all night long

    Don’t miss out on our Main Character Syndrome challenge, where you can hog the camera all you want without any judgment. And if you’re feeling extra bold, try our Final Straw challenge and see if you can remove yourself from the group chat drama without any repercussions.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the high school mean girls behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

    WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

    Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

    Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just a block away! 🌟

    Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this crazy story!

    🤯 Build your own world while navigating through secret affairs, hidden truths, and unexpected revelations! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    💔 Witness the ultimate showdown between loyalty and honesty as you decide whether to spill the beans or keep the peace. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale?

    👫 Make friends, enemies, and frenemies as you explore the depths of human nature in a virtual world like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our server! Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BridezillaCraft

    BridezillaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild wedding drama unfolding in front of your very eyes!

    Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, just like being a bridesmaid at a wedding where everything goes wrong. From dealing with problematic MOHs to fending off advances from crazy bridesmaids, our server will keep you on your toes!

    Help decorate the bridal suite, steam wrinkled suits, and deal with unrinsed cups and insufficient food just like at a poorly organized wedding. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness someone spreading their legs in front of everyone – in Minecraft, of course!

    So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the bride might just block you on social media for no reason at all. It’s a wedding disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Thunder network

    Thunder network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: ThunderNetworkS1.evils.in

    ThunderNetworkS1.evils.in

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ValtMiners.Craft Minecraft server

    ValtMiners.Craft Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server has survival, and a lot of goodies for fun, effects, pets. The server has responsive admins. No cheaters. The admins will help you at any time. Come play with friends. And have fun to the fullest. The server has “Enchanting things” “Emerald-Diamond Armor” It is made of emeralds, that’s why it is called Emerald-Diamond Armor. There is hell, a portal to the edge. There is parkour with money. Call your friends, it would be more fun! Have fun on our server! Shops will be a lot of new updates!) Come in, everyone is here!)

    45.93.200.27:25621

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Matrix Survival

    Matrix Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for a lag free friendly environment? Then look no further. Matrix Survival is a great SMP for those who want to get away from having to pay for a server.

    135.125.52.180:25581

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mundo Veneco

    Mundo Veneco

    New Minecraft Servers

    Here at Mundo Veneco we believe that communication is the key to an incredible community. That is why we are dedicated to survival and survival role, with economy, stores, casinos, cars, vehicles in general and many other things.

    play.mundoveneco.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Galaxio network

    Galaxio network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Galaxio Network, where Minecraft transcends the ordinary and ventures into a cosmos of limitless possibilities. Immerse yourself in a universe meticulously crafted to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Embark on a Galactic Adventure as you explore our custom-designed galaxies, each presenting a tapestry of challenges and opportunities. Whether you're a seasoned explorer or a newcomer to the Minecraft universe, Galaxio Network beckons with landscapes waiting to be uncovered and quests ready to be conquered.

    Engage in thrilling PvP excellence in our state-of-the-art arenas. Prove your mettle, exhibit strategic prowess, and ascend to the ranks of ultimate PvP champions. Our meticulously balanced combat system ensures every battle is an epic and fair encounter.

    play.galaxio.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Reative Minecraft server

    Reative Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    open world server. griefer survival!!!

    f2.gamely.pro:26739

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Magic Tavern

    Magic Tavern

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Magic Tavernby: Gaming Under the Influence

    If you’re a fan of Minecraft but want to try something a little different, this might just be what you have been looking for! With premium plugins and multiple worlds, we try to accommodate for everyone. Our survival world has lots of features that we really hope you enjoy. Players can craft magical items and level them up with the Magic plugin. You can create your own shops through Chest Shop. We offer land claim so members can claim their land to protect it. You can even make your own alcohol! Like I said lots of features, I’m just too lazy to list all of them. We have a creative world for those who just like to build. The server is 24/7 with practically no downtime. If you like a little role play and want to spice things up, I think you should come and check us out. Anyways, thanks for reading.

    – the GUI team

    37.187.155.48

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Rexatron

    Rexatron

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the newest survival server. Pure survival, pvp, shops, jobs and many more to be added. We also have a discord were you can buy plots of land in the shopping district and build your own shops with a proper NPC shopkeeper. And we will be hosting events pretty often. If you want an old school survival Minecraft but a little modernized join us 🙂

    Server is always online

    Join our discord

    discord.gg/Dx4P3fMf

    141.94.100.73:25570

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Disqordia smp

    Disqordia smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    A high quality and friendly survival server featuring Jobs, Lands, and LifeSteal mechanics. The aim is to be mostly vanilla, but with quality of life features to keep the server fresh, stable, and long lasting.

    You *must* join our Discord to register (https://discord.gg/EVKz8vGzAH).

    Features:

    Claim your own land and set your own rulesWork a job to earn moneyKill players to earn hearts, or craft hearts on your ownSetup your own shop to trade with other playersCrossplay between Bedrock and Java playersLeaderboardsSo much more

    minecraft.disqordia.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • cityoffriends Minecraft server

    cityoffriends Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “cityoffriends” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    cityoffriendspqfV.aternos.me:12853

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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