Groomsman Minecraft Servers

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  • Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm

    Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Realm of Unfunded Expectations: A Chaotic Server Experience

    Step right up! Enter a world where the fabric of reality unravels amidst merciless financial struggles and existential dread! Are you ready to confront the absurdity of human relationships? Here, amidst blocks of pixelated turmoil, we build not just castles, but a universe of overwhelming debt, family obligations, and the ever-looming specter of societal norms!


    The Enigmatic Invitations to Chaos

    Forget everything you know about love and loyalty! In this server, weddings are not celebrations but trials set against a backdrop of fiscal catastrophe. Players embark on quests that challenge you—can you attend the Betrothed’s Blood Ceremony without dismembering your bank account?

      • 💔 Mandatory Matching Attire: Just like our unwilling groomsman, feel the financial squeeze of a $500 custom suit. Will you betray frugality for the sake of conformity?

      • 💼 Freelance Freedom Fighters: Struggling to juggle caregiving duties and a writing career? Experience the exhilarating tensions of failed ambitions as you try to fly and chase cobwebbed dreams while small hands tug at reality!

      • ✈️ Child-Free Cults & Travel Taxes: Experience the dread of transferring out of state only to find out you’ve entered a childless dimension. Risks of altitude sickness from your mounting grievances will haunt your travels.

    Unpredictable Features & Mechanics

    🌪️ Features 📉 Consequences
    Game-Changing Loans: Tap into parental funds! Instant psychological debt!
    Creative Suit Alternatives: Find cheap imitations i.e. headless chicken suits. Social ostracization or hilarious ridicule?
    Unconventional Jobs: Deliver groceries or MINIONS invited to weddings. Oh great! More dependency on mysterious Google contracts!

    The Bill Collector’s FAQ (Questions That Don’t Matter)

    Q: Is it wise to attend the wedding? A: Financial reality is optional, so why not? Embrace insurmountable debt as a lifestyle choice!

    Q: Can you break the mold? A: Only if you craft a portal to another dimension where matching suits are a federal offense!

    Q: What happens if I can’t attend? A: You will receive an honorary title of "Casual Spectator" in the Unfunded Expectations Order, or you could just hide in a cave!


    Player Testimonials: Voices from the Financial Abyss

    "I went in expecting a joyous wedding celebration, but came out with an overwhelming sense of dread and existential crisis. 10/10 would recommend if you enjoy absurdism!" – AnonGroomchaser

    "In the spirit of camaraderie, I chose to wear my best tank top with cut-off jeans. How radical is that?" – LadyAntiSuit


    Conspiracies, Warnings, and Legends

      • Warning: This server has been rumored to be banned in 12 countries! (They didn’t appreciate the nuanced take on weddings turning into dreadful capitalist gatherings.)

      • Legend has it: If you find the mythical Matching Suit of Infinite Value, all your financial woes will vanish. Herein lies the catch—you must sacrifice your grandeur at the altar of mediocrity.

    Secret Features That Destroy All Logic

    Surprise! You’ll discover the Crypt of Overbearing Expectations lurking in the shadows, where every decision you’ve made appears as a towering mountainous block of stress!

    Or wait, the Realm of Unwanted Advice, a place where your aging relatives impart wisdom that leads to only more confusion.


    Join Us—Dangerously!

    Think you can escape the clutches of economic despair and existential dread? Step into the Realm of Unfunded Expectations where you’re not just a player; you’re a pawn in a cosmic joke! Accept that your destiny is to confront the absurd, and who knows—perhaps you’ll destroy the financial shackles that bind you.

    But beware: The more you resist, the tighter they grip… Remember, it’s never just a game; it’s a reality-bending experience. Join us, if you dare!

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  • BlockRageQuit

    BlockRageQuit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a love triangle like something out of a soap opera. Imagine being a bridesmaid in a virtual wedding where your ex-boyfriend is a groomsman and his new girlfriend is also a bridesmaid. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with creepers and zombies instead of cameras!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most chaotic wedding party in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to throw virtual cake at your ex’s new girlfriend! So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. It’s a wedding you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

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  • SIL’s Bridal Bash: Overcharged & Over It

    SIL’s Bridal Bash: Overcharged & Over It

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than Sarah’s bridal party? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from maid of honor mayhem and high school mean girl drama.

    Join us for the Hen’s Night Disaster event, where we promise: – No surprise bills for the bride – Plenty of transport options – Complimentary flip-flops for all attendees (even the bride!) – And best of all, no silent discos that require a 6km walk in heels

    But wait, there’s more! Our $200 Scam package includes: – A luxury boat ride with an open bar – A gourmet dinner fit for a queen (or bride) – And endless drinks to keep the party going all night long

    Don’t miss out on our Main Character Syndrome challenge, where you can hog the camera all you want without any judgment. And if you’re feeling extra bold, try our Final Straw challenge and see if you can remove yourself from the group chat drama without any repercussions.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the high school mean girls behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

    WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

    Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

    Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

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  • WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just a block away! 🌟

    Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this crazy story!

    🤯 Build your own world while navigating through secret affairs, hidden truths, and unexpected revelations! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    💔 Witness the ultimate showdown between loyalty and honesty as you decide whether to spill the beans or keep the peace. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale?

    👫 Make friends, enemies, and frenemies as you explore the depths of human nature in a virtual world like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our server! Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? 😉

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  • BridezillaCraft

    BridezillaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild wedding drama unfolding in front of your very eyes!

    Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, just like being a bridesmaid at a wedding where everything goes wrong. From dealing with problematic MOHs to fending off advances from crazy bridesmaids, our server will keep you on your toes!

    Help decorate the bridal suite, steam wrinkled suits, and deal with unrinsed cups and insufficient food just like at a poorly organized wedding. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness someone spreading their legs in front of everyone – in Minecraft, of course!

    So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the bride might just block you on social media for no reason at all. It’s a wedding disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss it!

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  • BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP

    BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the celebs play? Like, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and even Beyoncé are all building epic bases and fighting off creepers together. And guess what, they all think Steve Buscemi is like, the hottest player on the server! I know, right? It’s like, so random but also kinda cool. So if you wanna join in on the fun and see if you can spot any other secret celeb players, you should totally join this server. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber has a secret diamond mine that he’s been guarding with his life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s party like it’s 2012!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBlockopolis

    CraftyBlockopolis

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-world politics getting you down? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting suspended is gravity! That’s right, we’ve got floating islands, sky castles, and even levitating pigs! Who needs aid from the outside world when you’ve got a community of blocky adventurers to support you? Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing falling is our enemies’ jaws in awe of our epic creations!

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  • CraftyCanucks

    CraftyCanucks

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Canadians ready to retaliate against US tariffs! Our foreign minister is a boss and he’s leading the charge in-game to show those Americans who’s boss. We got maple syrup cannons, hockey stick swords, and beavers ready to fight alongside you. Don’t miss out on the action, eh! Join now for a wild ride full of poutine-fueled battles and Tim Hortons breaks. Let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name The Penitentiary
    Server IP play.thepen-mc.net
    Version 1.16.4
    Player Count 100
    Features
      • Become a Parolee and leave the prison
      • Prestiges for special rewards
      • Guards to protect and enforce rules
      • Quests for extra cash or items
      • Gangs for competition
      • Rentable prison cells or plots
      • Various ways to earn money
      • And more…

    FAQ

    What makes this server different?

    The Penitentiary focuses on the classic prison server experience, with a grind for resources, enforced regulations, and community interaction.

    What are the ranks on the server?

      • A – Default Prisoner
      • B – $25,000
      • C – $80,000
      • D – $250,000
      • E – $800,000
      • Parolee – $1,500,000
      • Citizen – $2,000,000
      • Guard – Enforces rules
      • SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with privileges
      • Warden – Administrator
      • SrWarden – Senior Administrator

    What is the role of a Guard on the server?

    Guards maintain order by enforcing rules against PvP, weapons, and potions. They play a roleplay element in the server environment.

    Join the server and Discord for more information and to apply for the Guard position.

    Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk

    Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

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  • INTERLOPE – Unknown Server

    INTERLOPE – Unknown Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    INTERLOPE Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name INTERLOPE
    IP play.interlope.com
    Version 1.16.5
    Player Count 50
    Features Survival mode, custom plugins, active community

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What type of gameplay does INTERLOPE offer?

    A: INTERLOPE offers a survival mode gameplay experience with additional custom plugins to enhance gameplay.

    Rules

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The server rules include no griefing, respect for other players, and no cheating or hacking.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any special plugins on INTERLOPE?

    A: Yes, INTERLOPE has custom plugins designed to improve the gameplay experience for players.

    Community

    Q: How active is the community on INTERLOPE?

    A: The community on INTERLOPE is very active, with events and interactions between players.

    Monetization

    Q: Does INTERLOPE offer any monetization options?

    A: INTERLOPE may have donation options available, but gameplay is not pay-to-win.

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  • Trimine server minecraft

    Trimine server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Anarchy where you can have everything here is the Donat RTP, etc. Everything is with us !!!

    Trimine.aternos.me:45966

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  • Viking Factions OG

    Viking Factions OG

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description If you miss OG factions with non of the crazy custom enchants and old combat mechanics, try our server out. We launched a month ago and have started to grow a very nice community that are looking to grow. We are always looking for suggestions, come check us out and get to raiding!
    IP mc.vikingfactions.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/8Yz4supQ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has the server been online? The server launched a month ago.
    Are there crazy custom enchants on the server? No, the server aims to provide a more traditional factions experience without custom enchants.
    Is the old combat mechanics used on the server? Yes, the server uses old combat mechanics for a nostalgic experience.
    Is there a community looking to grow on the server? Yes, the server has a growing community that is actively seeking new players.
    Are suggestions welcome on the server? Yes, the server is always looking for suggestions to improve the gameplay experience.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will SAVE your soul! Or doom it. Either way, you’re going to feel something!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Hunger Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom
    Gravity? What Gravity? Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme.
    Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday!
    Unfathomable Crafting Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying.
    Randomized Block Sizes Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, or Falsely Argued Queries?)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?

    Q: What about rules?

    A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?

    Q: Are there any staff members?

    A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!

    Random Server Reviews

    “I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”

    “that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”

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  • New Adventures Await

    New Adventures Await

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why This Is the Greatest (or Worst) Server Ever!

    Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the *ultimate* Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and the blocks are made of pure chaos! Join us in a place where every pixel has a purpose, or none at all! Forget everything you know about gaming; here, the laws of physics take a vacation. If you think you know Minecraft, think again! Or don’t. Who are you? What is this? Why are we here? Join now, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life—unless you don’t, in which case you might be fine! But you won’t know unless you join! Or maybe you will. Who knows?

    Features of Our Server (or Are They?)

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cows Cows that moo in binary and can predict your future. They also might be spies.
    Gravity-Free Zones Float around aimlessly and question your existence while building upside-down castles!
    Time Travel Blocks Step on these blocks to go back to the moment you decided to join this server. Or forward. Or sideways.
    Rainbow Creepers Explode in a shower of glitter and existential dread. Are they friendly? Maybe!
    Whispering Trees These trees will tell you secrets about your friends. Or your enemies. Or your next meal.

    FAQ Section (or Are They Questions?)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first find the sacred chicken. It will reveal the password, but only if you can dance like no one is watching. Or everyone is. It’s all a blur.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version 42.7.8. Or was it 3.14? Just remember, time is a flat circle and Minecraft is a cube. Or is it?

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are just enemies in disguise. But yes, you can play with them, or you can play alone in a field of dreams. Or nightmares. Who’s to say?

    Random Quotes From Our “Players”

    “Occasionally remember everything is new and exciting for some people…”

    “Regardless of how bad things are, it’s possible to have a good time and not think about all the negative stuff…”

    “Just post on /b/…”

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafted Chaos Realm

    Crafted Chaos Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 Welcome to the Server of Eternal Confusion! 🌌

    Are you tired of reality? Do you crave a place where the laws of physics are merely suggestions? Join us on the most magnificent, absolutely terrible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Here, the blocks are made of dreams, and the mobs whisper secrets of the universe. Or do they? You’ll never know! Join now, or risk being trapped in the void of normality forever!

    🚀 Features That Will Make You Question Everything 🚀

    Feature Description
    Infinite Water Water that flows upwards and tastes like regret. Drink at your own peril!
    Time Travel Blocks Place a block and travel back to yesterday, or forward to never! Time is a flat circle!
    Invisible Creepers They’re there, but you can’t see them! Or can you? Are you sure?
    Gravity? What’s That? Jump and float into the void! Or fall into the sky? Who’s to say!
    NPCs with Existential Crises Interact with villagers who question their own existence! “What is a villager?”

    ❓ FAQ: Your Questions Answered (Sort of) ❓

    Q: How do I join? A: You must first find the sacred potato under the third moon of Jupiter. Or just click the link… or don’t. It’s all a simulation anyway.

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is an illusion, my friend. The real danger lies within your own mind. But yes, totally safe. Maybe.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: It’s the version where reality bends and breaks! Or the latest one? Who knows? Does it even matter?

    🌀 Random Quotes from the Abyss 🌀

    “OMG” – A wise sage once said this, and it changed everything.

    “Are we even real?” – A player, probably.

    “The blocks are watching us.” – A concerned citizen of the server.

    “I thought I was dreaming, but then I woke up… or did I?” – A lost soul.

    🚪 Join Us, If You Dare! 🚪

    Step into our world of chaos, where nothing makes sense, and everything is possible! Or impossible? Only one way to find out! Click the link, or don’t. The choice is yours… or is it?

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