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Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

#beards, #facial hair, Afghanistan, Appearance, Beardless, bros, cultural norms, discrimination, dismiss, enforcement, grooming standards, Islamic law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Morality Police, personnel, regulations, religious beliefs, security forces, Server, social control, Taliban, Taliban rules

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2446
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Votes:	6220
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Farms Harvested:	719
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1686
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

Baby-Faced Miners

#facial hair, Appearance, babyfaced, civilized, clean-shaved, cultural norms, Grooming, grooming etiquette, grooming habits, Grooming Products, grooming rituals, grooming routine, grooming standards, grooming styles, grooming techniques, grooming tips, grooming trends, hygiene, miners, personal care, well groomed

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crops Grown:	6051	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of running around in Minecraft looking like a scruffy caveman? Join our server and transform into a dapper, clean-shaven gentleman! Our virtual barbers will give you the sharpest pixelated haircut you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to unruly beards and hello to sophistication!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of stylish players who hold exclusive fashion shows in the Nether. Strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your trendy blocky creations to impress the fashion-forward Endermen.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and become the most well-groomed player in the game? Say goodbye to dirt beards and hello to virtual elegance!

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

controversial move, cultural heritage, diplomatic implications, eastern europe, geopolitical relations, Historical revisionism, historical significance, identity politics, international reaction, legislative action, Minecraft, national pride, political decision, Renaming, russia, Server, Settlements, soviet union, SovietCraft, symbolic gesture, territorial identity, Ukrainian parliament

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	624
Magic Items Found:	1430	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Weapons, BATTLEFIELDS, Combat Robots, defense systems, eastern europe, future warfare, Gun-Armed Ground Robot, Kursk, KurskCraft, military advancements, military innovation, Military operations, military technology, remote control, ROBOT, robotics, Russian Trench, Trench, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, war technology, WARFARE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	7188
Buildings Constructed:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CO2 Climatic Craze

485 million years, atmospheric CO2, carbon dioxide levels, climate change, climate models, climate sensitivity, Climatic, Co2, CO2 doubling, CRAZE, earth’s history, Environmental Science, fast climate sensitivity, geological timescale, global warming, greenhouse gases, long term trends, paleoclimate data, research, Scientific evidence, slow climate sensitivity, study, temperature increase

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	793	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, banned, banned accounts, banned from YouTube, Community Backlash, content creators, controversy, copyright infringement, copyright issues, copyright violation, Dying, EXPOSED, froot, henya, internet drama, Ironmouse, kson, Minecraft, online entertainment, online streaming, reached 3 view status, Server, social media, viral videos, YouTube ban

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

7834non, A Story I Suppose, ANONYMOUS, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, Claws of Helion, ColonTwo, Ensuring Loyalty, Fauna, Forgotten Places: Expedition, Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon, Hills_of_Mud, hmofa, homo, Human Males On Female Anthros, image filter, Induction, ItsAMadhouse, LiveIron, M4rsh4l_Legacy, manhunt, Mattariel, Maya the Awootist, Media, Minecraft, misc, Mountlear, New Years Whoopee, Of Void, Post-Work Relief, ReckfulAbandon, Sanguine Dusk, service, Shallowintrospection, smp, Songbird, Stories, Story Masterbin, The Frost on her Feathers, WageCage, word filter, writing guides

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Invited2Wedding

family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family gatherings, family healing, family history, family reconciliation, Family Support, family tension, family unity, forgiveness, Invited2Wedding, past mistakes, personal growth, sibling relationships, wedding etiquette

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	195

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

amazing gift, best gift, BestGiftEver, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift giving, Gift ideas, gift inspiration, gift memories, gift receiving, GiftedSMP, meaningful gift, memorable gift, perfect gift, personalized gift, sentimental gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, unforgettable gift, unique gift, valuable gift

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

RealityCheckCraft

existential crisis, fact, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind blowing revelations, mind-bending, mind-bending discoveries, mind-bending facts, mind-bending revelations, mind-bending truths, mind-boggling, mind-boggling facts, paradigm shift., questioning reality, Reality, reality check, reality distortion, reality shattering, reality-altering, RealityCheckCraft, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, welcome to our server where the laws of physics take a coffee break and reality is just a suggestion!

Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.

So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!

Tater Tot Tavern

13 years old, 16 months, adolescence, childhood development, Food fussiness, food preferences, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, genetics, genetics and behavior, nature vs nurture, picky eater, picky eating, Population, study, tater, TAVERN, three years old, toddlerhood, TOT, variation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Votes:	8753

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE food fights you’ve ever seen! our players are genetically predisposed to be picky eaters, making every battle a chaotic mess of flying carrots and exploding potatoes. with 60% of the variation in food fussiness at 16 months, you never know what crazy food combos will be thrown at you next. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate food fight showdown!