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Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1994
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	4108
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Potions Brewed:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	118
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5790

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	143
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	691793	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchantments Applied:	51	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.