But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of stylish players who hold exclusive fashion shows in the Nether. Strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your trendy blocky creations to impress the fashion-forward Endermen.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and become the most well-groomed player in the game? Say goodbye to dirt beards and hello to virtual elegance!
Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!
Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!
So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?
We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!
Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!
Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?
Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!
we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.
join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!
| Description: | A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged! |
Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.
| Custom Biomes & Structures | A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered. |
| Custom Items | Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience. |
| Thriving Economy & Player Shops | Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town! |
| Cosmetic-Only Store | Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here! |
| Mini-Games & Events | Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community! |
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun. |
| A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community | We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay. |
| Server Name: | Racoon Hideout |
| Version: | Play on any version! |
| Gameplay: | Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features |
| Crossplay: | Java & Bedrock supported |
Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.
Join us today and become part of something amazing!
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See you in the Hideout!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!
Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!
Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!
So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!
But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!