Grooming Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3132
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Emeralds Found:	4957	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Make-Up for Men Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Appearance, beauty industry, beauty standards, Confidence, Cosmetics, equality, fashion, gender equality, Gender Roles, Grooming, hair care, hair loss, makeup, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	424128	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner glam rock star! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, we encourage you to build the most fabulous hair salons and makeup studios that the virtual world has ever seen.

Join us and show off your creativity by crafting intricate hairstyles and makeup looks for your pixelated avatar. Who says only women can have fun with makeup? On our server, men can rock glittery eyeshadow and bold lipstick just as confidently as anyone else.

And if you’re worried about your in-game character’s thinning hair, fear not! Our server offers a wide range of virtual hair products and treatments to help your avatar achieve luscious locks that would make Rapunzel jealous.

So come on down to our server and let your inner beauty guru shine! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft makeup mogul.

Best Boysmell Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Votes:	9948	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a competition going on to determine which country has the best boysmell. That’s right, we’re judging players based on their in-game scent! Join now and show off your aromatic skills to win the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted nose! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sniff your way to victory!

Crafty Celeb Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	184	Ores Mined:	2406
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	140028
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7245	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with rough, hairy legs? Well, look no further because our server is the Smooth Legs Edition!

Join us for a wild ride where all the mobs have silky smooth legs and the creepers even shave before exploding. Our server is so smooth, even the diamonds slide right into your inventory without a glitch.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Legless Enderman, who hops around on one leg and steals your blocks while laughing maniacally. And don’t even get us started on the Smooth Spider Queen, who spins webs made of hair conditioner and traps unsuspecting players in silky cocoons.

So come on down to the Smooth Legs Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your razor and some lotion, because things are about to get smooth and slippery!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4436	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our players’ haircuts is the gameplay itself! Join us if you want to be part of a community where cutting your hair every 6 months is considered normal, and where your brown friend cuts theirs every fortnight just to show off their dedication to the game.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through chat emojis. Some say they were a legendary builder in their past life, while others claim they were just really bad at PvP. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this mysterious specter and see what kind of mischief they can get up to.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hair-raising adventures, ghostly encounters, and all-around insanity that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your shears – you never know when you might need to give yourself a quick trim to fit in with the rest of the crew.

STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Are you tired of being brainwashed by subversive cartoons? Do you want to break free from the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals who are secretly controlling your every move? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no subliminal messages or mind control tactics!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.

Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!

Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	132
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2290	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical unicorn that grants wishes, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us groom you for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Country Fragrance Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have players who wear soap-scented armor for good luck! Legend has it that wearing this armor will make you invincible in battle and attract rare mobs to your side. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	2747	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyNostalgia

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	292	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

BirdFluCrew

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mines Excavated:	1236	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	133	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

ExStepChefCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Towns Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Runes Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Villages Defended:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	623	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!