GroceryGriefer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Void Armor Forged:	27	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Crops Grown:	7315	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Emeralds Found:	1770

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchantments Applied:	237
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	1334	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	496199
Star Shards Collected:	199	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

BlockyDateNight, Chick Flicks, cinematic love stories, classic movies, comedy, Date Night Movies, Drama, feel-good films, films for couples, foreign films, heartwarming films, Indie Films, love stories, modern romance, movie night, must-watch movies, relationship movies, Romantic adventures, romantic classics, romantic comedies, timeless classics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!