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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7312 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2746 |
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