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  • FreezeCraft: Outta Space!

    FreezeCraft: Outta Space!
    Are you tired of sharing a freezer with roommates who hoard frozen food like they’re preparing for an apocalypse? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of college freezer drama!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual freezer and fill it with as much virtual food as you want – no need to worry about anyone else taking up all the space. Plus, you can even create a virtual roommate who actually listens to your requests and doesn’t get angry when you ask them to share the freezer space.

    Don’t let real-life freezer woes bring you down – join our Minecraft server and chill out in a world where you’re in control of your frozen food destiny. Trust us, it’s cooler than a freezer packed to the brim with forgotten microwave meals!

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  • CraftyChoresHate

    CraftyChoresHate
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old tasks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your household task woes!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling hordes of evil vacuum cleaners in our epic Dust Bunny Dungeon. Or how about taking on the dreaded Laundry Monster in a high-stakes game of hide and seek?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dishwashing Dragon, rumored to hoard stacks of enchanted plates and silverware. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and claim your treasure?

    So why waste your time with mundane chores when you can join our server and embark on wild and wacky adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring household tasks forever!

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  • NoTippingNoEating Minecraft Server

    NoTippingNoEating Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t guilt trip you for not tipping? Look no further, because our server is tip-free and full of fun!

    Join us and escape the entitled workers who demand tips for every little thing. No more awkward encounters at the pizza shop or chilly stares from cashiers. On our server, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your fedora to fellow players.

    We understand the struggle of saving money for parental leave, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without worrying about tipping etiquette. Plus, our in-game pizza doesn’t cost $29 and definitely comes with all the toppings you desire.

    So leave the real world drama behind and join our tip-free Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life pizza when you can have virtual pizza parties with us? Let’s craft and laugh together, because tipping is so last season in our pixelated paradise.

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  • DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

    DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

    Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, who delivers milk to all the lactose intolerant dads out there. He’s a hero in a cow costume, riding a giant milk carton through the skies. And if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more milk).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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  • CraftyEats – FoodieRankings

    CraftyEats – FoodieRankings
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a research database for 50,000 processed foods cuz who doesn’t wanna know the best snacks to munch on while playing minecraft, amirite?

    we got rankings for all the foods so you can make sure you’re getting the best fuel for your gaming sessions. need some extra energy for that intense pvp battle? grab a snack from our database and dominate the competition!

    plus, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. ever wanted to fight a dragon made out of cheese? well, now you can on our server!

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the snacking begin!

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  • CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

    CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

    Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

    Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

    So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

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  • DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

    DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

    Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

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  • BulkBlocksRUs

    BulkBlocksRUs
    In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

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