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FlippinWifeNoHelp

AITAH, anger, anxiety, childcare, clean, construction zone, Cook, domestic chores, financial bind, financial future, flip house, FlippinWifeNoHelp, Friends, grocery shop, hire help, husband, Laundry, not helping, RAGE, self sufficient, sticking my ground, Support, walking on eggshells, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

🤣🏠 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house flip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, demands, and tantrums galore!

👶🏼 Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?

💪🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!

🤯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?

🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? 😉🏡

CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

awkward, cringe, cringe alert, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringy, EMBARRASSING, Lame, mom, secondhand embarrassment, social faux pas, Thinks, UNCOMFORTABLE, Youre

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	2355	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

anniversary, anniversary event, anticipation, celebration, Character development, Community, Disappointment, Expectations, fan reactions, Fandom, flashback, Goddess, Kingdom, Melodramatic, nikke, Nikkes, nonsense, plot twists, speculation, Stories, storytelling, Surprises, wank

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Animals Bred:	102	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

– Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

– Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

Black community, BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, expulsion, expulsion of blacks, Global Issues, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, injustice, minority rights, prejudice, racial discrimination, racism, segregation, social justice, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

Happily Ever After Mine

Companionship, Contentment, Emotional support, emotional well being, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happily, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Men, mental health, personal fulfillment, relationships, romantic relationships, self-sufficiency, social expectations, societal norms, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Towns Built:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

#sleepyhead, bedtime, CREEPERS, dozing off, drained, Drowsy, exhausted, fatigued, feeling sleepy, in need of rest, NAP, nap time, need rest, need sleep, ready for bed, ready to crash, sleep deprived, sleepy, sleepy eyes, sleepy time, SweepyCraft, tired, Yawning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Communication, Community, Digital, forum, hello, Identity, Interaction, internet, Message, Mystery, No. 196182791, ONLINE, Party, post, query, question.., response, Server, Thread, unknown

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server

adventure novels, Archive, bakers, beating up Bae, Crafty, evil women, fanfiction, fanfiction writing, FANTASY, fighting Nene, greentext, Onyans, Rentry, Ryona, script, Server, Shack, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Towns Built:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	5173	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Emeralds Found:	5989	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Our stories range from epic adventures to spicy smut that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into our archive of three years’ worth of tales that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight Nene in a battle for the ages? Or maybe you dream of beating up Bae and asserting your dominance? We’ve got it all, plus evil women who will make you rethink your alliances.

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where anything is possible. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of creeper explosions and zombie pigmen? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your imagination run wild!

FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

airflow, Cooling, cooling solution, cooling system, electronics, energy efficiency, Engineering, Excited, fan speed, FanCraft, Fans, innovation, Mechanics, Overheating, performance optimization, Product Design, Server, shiftup, Technology, temperature control, thermal management, user experience, ventilation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2696	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Votes:	1203
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!

So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!

SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

abandoned bus company headquarters, aid workers, Article, children, city, Enrichment, evict, Eviction, French police, migrants, olympics, Paris, Permanent, Problem, rt, SCHOOLs, squat, SquatCraft, undesirables, Video, Vitry-sur-Seine, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3941
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1553	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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RedditCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

Alternative, Community, Competition, concerns, CREEPERS, Digital, fear, Garbage, internet, ipo, ONLINE, Platform, Public, reddit, RedditCraft, Scared, social media, stock market, Technology, Use, user experience, Website, worries

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	120
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of Reddit going public and join a community of epic gamers who are too busy building virtual worlds to worry about real life drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and fight off zombie hordes with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

Forget about the dumpster fire that is Reddit, and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who just want to spread joy and explosions to all who join.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Reddit behind and come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you never want to log off. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!