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EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword! -
CraftyCreeperCafe
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).
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Zombie Apocalypse Funland
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.
So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.
And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?
So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!
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NoRoomForGmaLOL
Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin! -
Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server
Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig! -
Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.
Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?
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PizzaGreaseCraft
hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin! -
BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all! -
Panda Junior High School
Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.
We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.
Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.
Join our small and tight community today!
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