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EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

affordability crisis, Apocalypse, budgeting woes, consumer woes, cost of living, economic hardship, economic inequality, economic struggle, financial burden, financial stress, food insecurity, food prices, Frustration, FUNLAND, grocery bills, grocery costs, inflation, price hikes, rising costs, rising expenses, struggling families, zombie

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Votes:	6258	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	2317
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magic Items Found:	4369	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3086	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	234

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	244223
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	71	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	176

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3004	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	393	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	8480

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!