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  • TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

    TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

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  • SibSnitchCraft

    SibSnitchCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

    Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

    Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

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  • PotluckCraft: Mom Booted!

    PotluckCraft: Mom Booted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking dinner every single night? Do you wish you could have a delicious home-cooked meal without all the hassle? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can trade virtual food items with other players and never worry about cooking again!

    We have a group of 7 moms who take turns cooking for each other, just like a virtual potluck! And the best part? One of the moms, Amy, has a son with food intolerances, so you’ll never have to worry about accidentally poisoning your virtual dinner guests. Plus, we have a strict “no contamination” policy to keep everyone safe.

    But wait, there’s more! Amy is a single parent who works full time and relies on our virtual potluck to afford home-cooked meals. By joining our server, you’ll not only save money and stress, but you’ll also be helping out a fellow player in need.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual potlucks and food trading. Who knew cooking could be so fun and drama-filled?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SpudCraft Minecraft Server

    SpudCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced carrots in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical grocery store where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your inventory with golden apples, enchanted steak, and even dragon fruit without spending a single emerald. Join us and never worry about your food budget again! Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the grocery store is actually a secret wizard who can turn any food item into a potion of ultimate power. So come join us and become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funland

    Zombie Apocalypse Funland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

    So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DeathCope Minecraft SMP

    DeathCope Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!

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  • UninstallMePlsMC

    UninstallMePlsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

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  • MoxVirusMadness

    MoxVirusMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

    oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

    but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

    so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

    PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

    we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

    join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

    so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

    Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

    New Minecraft Server
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