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  • TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

    TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

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  • SibSnitchCraft

    SibSnitchCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

    Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

    Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

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  • PotluckCraft: Mom Booted!

    PotluckCraft: Mom Booted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking dinner every single night? Do you wish you could have a delicious home-cooked meal without all the hassle? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can trade virtual food items with other players and never worry about cooking again!

    We have a group of 7 moms who take turns cooking for each other, just like a virtual potluck! And the best part? One of the moms, Amy, has a son with food intolerances, so you’ll never have to worry about accidentally poisoning your virtual dinner guests. Plus, we have a strict “no contamination” policy to keep everyone safe.

    But wait, there’s more! Amy is a single parent who works full time and relies on our virtual potluck to afford home-cooked meals. By joining our server, you’ll not only save money and stress, but you’ll also be helping out a fellow player in need.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual potlucks and food trading. Who knew cooking could be so fun and drama-filled?

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  • SpudCraft Minecraft Server

    SpudCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced carrots in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical grocery store where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your inventory with golden apples, enchanted steak, and even dragon fruit without spending a single emerald. Join us and never worry about your food budget again! Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the grocery store is actually a secret wizard who can turn any food item into a potion of ultimate power. So come join us and become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funland

    Zombie Apocalypse Funland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

    So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • ToyDumpsterFireCraft

    ToyDumpsterFireCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values generosity and teaching valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to donate their in-game items to those in need. Just like how one player’s daughter donated her toys to a daycare, you too can make a difference in the virtual world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family drama just like in the story above. Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual relatives about parenting choices while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew virtual family gatherings could be so intense?

    So come on, join our server and show off your generosity while also dealing with virtual family drama. It’s a win-win situation!

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  • RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

    RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

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  • MarketAttack Minecraft Server

    MarketAttack Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.

    oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?

    and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.

    so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?

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  • KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

    KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.

    plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.

    and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.

    so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

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  • Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.5

    Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Final Fantasy XIV on crack, but with blocks and creepers. We got Starlight Celebration events that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Plus, we have meetups for all you lonely gamers out there, like a Male Meetup for the Hateful Eight & Violent Night crew, or a “I have no family/friends Christmas Meetup” for the real sad bois. And don’t even get me started on the /xivg/ CAR – Cloud of Darkness Meetup, it’s gonna be wild. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be more epic than a LOTR marathon in Minecraft. Join now and let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness

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