groaning – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SofaSnoozerCraft
alone, back problems, comfort, Communication, compromise, Empathy, groaning, health, Pain, partner, pulled muscle, relationship, selfish, sleep deprivation, Sleeping, sleepless nights, Sofa, SofaSnoozerCraft, Support, tossing and turning, Understanding
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because our server is the most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff. On our server, you’ll find unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate rivers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti who love to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance a yeti? Only one way to find out!
So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.
Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!
So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

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Starkmc
clan system, daily events, Economy balanced, MCMMO, PvP, skills system, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, War between clans
We currently offer the following game modes on our network;
Survival: – Daily events – Skills System (MCMMO) – Clan system – PVP released – War between clans – Economy balanced – And much more
starkmc.net

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❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft
1000 lvl, banner, Cases, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, Parkour, player, Server, TrulyMine
Trulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each PlayerTrulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each PlayerTrulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each Player
7z.truly-mine.ru

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Parrot Sanctuary 1.20.6
#venting, 1.20.6, Angry, colombian, comparison, Corroncho, cultural identity, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, insult, Latin American, massive tits, Nationality, nationality sharing, Nijisisters, offensive, Parrot, rant, rima, Sanctuary, sick of your shit, social media feud, Stereotypes
Yo, bro, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Rima and Nijisisters, but with even crazier shit going on. And get this, there are no massive tits, but who needs those when you can join a server that will make you question your sanity?
I mean, if you’re into being a Corroncho like that guy, then this server is perfect for you. It’s like a virtual trip to a parallel universe where everything is just a little off-kilter. So come on, join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together. Who knows, maybe you’ll come out the other side with a whole new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just lose your mind completely. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Mark’s Crazy Mine
athlete, BELIEF, crazy, Entertainment, FITNESS, former belief, Mark Henry, Mark Henry strongest man, Mark Henry world’s strongest man, marks, Misconception, Muscle, Powerlifting, professional wrestler, sports, strength training, strongest man, Strongman, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe
Yo yo yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we believe Mark Henry is the world’s strongest man! Come join us for some crazy adventures, build epic structures, and have a blast with our awesome community. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s show Mark Henry some love!

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Insta-reply Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Communication, Content Creation, Discord, ENGAGEMENT, FRIENDSHIPS, Instareply, Minecraft, Notifications, offline life, online interactions, online life, online relationships, personal time, Respect, self-care, Server, small content creator, social media, Social Skills, tiktok, Time management
So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, I was just minding my own business, making TikTok videos and stuff, when this random person from the server recognized me and we started playing together. But then, out of nowhere, they started accusing me of hating them because I didn’t reply to their messages right away. Like, bro, I have a life outside of Minecraft, okay?
But anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to meet all sorts of interesting characters who will either shower you with love or accuse you of being a terrible friend for not responding to their messages within 0.5 seconds. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, let me tell you.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe someone will send you a gif saying “I will protect thee m’lady” because apparently, that’s a thing now. So come on down to this server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” It’s a wild ride, my friends.

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CraftyThiefNoPayAITA
busy environment, car break-in, Center Console, Communication, CraftyThiefNoPayAITA, crime, donation, electronic key, expensive, financial hardships, friendship, hurt feelings, insurance claim, life line, modern day, personal property, police report, rave, RESPONSIBILITY, sketchy part of town, stolen phone
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience!
Picture this: You’re at a rave with your friends, being the designated driver because you’re a broke college student. But wait, the real party starts when you leave the rave and find out your car has been broken into! Not only is your puffer jacket missing, but your friend’s phone is gone too. And guess what? The center console is broken and your speaker is missing. Who knew a night out could turn into a real-life mystery?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! With over 35 cars broken into that night, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. And don’t worry about donating to your friend for her stolen phone, because on our server, we believe in taking responsibility for your own belongings (and your own adventures)!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a night at a rave in a sketchy part of town, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual puffer jackets and missing speakers along the way.

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NormieHabitzMC SMP
disgusting habits, everyday habits, hygiene habits, individual preferences, misunderstood behaviors, misunderstood habits, normal habits, NormieHabitzMC, odd habits, personal habits, personal quirks, quirky behaviors, secret habits, smp, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgments, strange behaviors, taboo behaviors, unconventional habits, unique habits, unusual practices
OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrrr! Like, we have this secret club where we all eat dirt blocks because it gives us superpowers in the game, it’s totally normal I swear! And like, every full moon we all dress up as creepers and run around blowing up stuff, it’s so hilarious you won’t believe it!
But wait, there’s more! We have this tradition where we all build giant statues of chickens and sacrifice them to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races, it’s the most intense competition you’ll ever witness in your life!
So if you’re ready to join a server where the crazier, the better, then come on over and join us! Just make sure you bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the entrance fee, because things are about to get wild in here! 🐔💥💎 #BestSMPever #DirtBlockSuperpowers

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CraftyCriminal
accidental infractions, accidental rule breaking, breaking rules without knowing, CraftyCriminal, ignorance of rules, inadvertent law breaking, inadvertent violations, law obliviousness, law-breaking, legal consequences, legal ignorance, legal misunderstandings, legal unawareness, rule breaking, rule unawareness, rule violations without intent, unaware of laws, unintentional infractions, unintentional offenses, unintentional violations, unknowingly breaking laws
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and regulations? Look no further, because on our server, the only rule is to break as many rules as possible without getting caught! That’s right, we encourage chaos and mayhem in our virtual world.
Join us if you’ve ever wanted to steal diamonds from other players, grief their builds, or even start a virtual riot in the town square. The more chaos you cause, the more rewards you’ll receive!
One player even managed to build a giant statue of themselves out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of spawn, causing mass hysteria and lag for days. It was a sight to behold, and we’re still cleaning up the aftermath.
So if you’re a rebel at heart and want to unleash your inner troublemaker, come join our server and break all the rules without consequences. Just don’t blame us if the virtual police come knocking on your door!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
advocacy, American scientists, call to action, Canadians, CanuckCraft, collaboration, Community, Defense, Expertise, funding, Help, knowledge, Minecraft, Partnership, Protection, Resources, Science advocacy, scientific research, Server, solidarity, Support, under attack, United
so, like, these american scientists are all freaking out because their work is being attacked by, like, evil aliens or something. they’re, like, begging all the canadians to come help them out on this minecraft server. apparently, the only way to defeat the aliens is by building epic structures and fighting them off with diamond swords. so, like, if you want to save the world and have a good time, come join us on this crazy server. plus, there’s free pizza for all players who reach level 100. let’s do this, eh!

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ShipSweatShop
China, Chinese ships, Exploitation, forced labor, forced labor camps, forced labor exploitation, forced labor on ships, forced laborers, human rights abuse, human rights violations, human trafficking, illegal practices, international labor laws, labor conditions, labor rights, labor trafficking, maritime industry, modern slavery, North Korea, North Koreans, ShipSweatShop
come join our minecraft server where we promise you won’t be forced to work on chinese ships for 10 years without touching land!! we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, unlike those poor north koreans. come escape reality and build your own empire with us, because who needs to touch land when you can touch blocks in minecraft instead? join now for the ultimate escape from forced labor and sail the seas of creativity with us!

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