groaning – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SofaSnoozerCraft

alone, back problems, comfort, Communication, compromise, Empathy, groaning, health, Pain, partner, pulled muscle, relationship, selfish, sleep deprivation, Sleeping, sleepless nights, Sofa, SofaSnoozerCraft, Support, tossing and turning, Understanding

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because our server is the most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff. On our server, you’ll find unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate rivers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti who love to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance a yeti? Only one way to find out!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

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FantasyCraft Minecraft Server

Curiosity, desire, dream scenario, Exploration, fantasy discovery, fantasy fulfillment, fantasy pursuit, FantasyCraft, forbidden desire, hidden fantasy, intimate exploration, intimate fantasy, intimate longing, Minecraft, Passion, personal fantasy, romantic escapade, secret desire, sensual adventure, Server, sexual fantasy, unexplored territory, unfulfilled

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Ready to spice things up with a little bit of fantasy roleplay? Look no further than our server, where your wildest dreams can come true!

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a dragon, battle evil wizards, and even go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find that special someone to explore your most intimate fantasies with. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

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DoggyCraft LOLz

amusing dog antics, amusing dog stories, canine humor, comical dog behavior, dog antics, dog comedy, dog comedy videos, Dog humor, dog shenanigans, DoggyCraft, entertaining dog videos, entertaining pet stories, funny dog moments, funny dog tricks, funny pet moments, funny pet videos, hilarious dog antics, hilarious pet stories, humorous dog tales, lolz, silly dog behavior, silly pet stories

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

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DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial attacks, Conflict, defense strategies, drone pilots, DroneCraft, eastern europe, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

Yo, imagine this: Ukraine’s drone pilots are out here like straight up bosses, taking aim at Russia’s oil industry like it’s a game of Minecraft. But, like, for real, if you wanna be a part of this epic battle, join our server and show off your drone piloting skills. We got oil rigs to raid, enemies to defeat, and loot to collect. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the ultimate drone pilot, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ruler of the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this virtual world!

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RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

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ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

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nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – Diverse Game Modes: From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – Regular Updates: We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – Community Events: Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – Custom Plugins: Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – Active Community: Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

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Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

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COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

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