groaners – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

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OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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Dad Jokes R Us

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOTTA BE LIKE TAIWAN LEARNING FROM UKRAINE TO PREPARE FOR CHINESE ATTACK, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS! 😂🤣

WE GOT EPIC MINI-GAMES LIKE “CREEPER DODGE” WHERE U DODGE EXPLODING CREEPERS WHILE COLLECTING DIAMONDS, AND “BLOCK WARS” WHERE U BATTLE OTHER PLAYERS TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE COOLEST STRUCTURE!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! 🤫

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME MINECRAFT MADNESS TOGETHER! 🎮🤪🔥

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BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border conflict, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US, WARFARE

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! WE GOT UKRAINE PLAYERS WHO CAN LITERALLY TELEPORT INSIDE RUSSIA AND ATTACK ANYWHERE THEY WANT! LIKE, HOW CRAZY IS THAT?? JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND WATCH UKRAINE WRECK SOME HAVOC INSIDE RUSSIA! TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS INSANITY! #WORLDWAR3ONMINECRAFT #CRAZYSERVERFUN #JOINNOWLOLZ

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PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!

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so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

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TeaseCraft: Hungry for Blocks

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so, like, u ever want to join a minecraft server where u can escape all ur problems and just build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy builds, like a giant banana house and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more!

if u join this server, u will become 10 times better at minecraft. ur building skills will improve, ur redstone contraptions will be epic, and u will find diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. not only that, but u will also become a master at pvp. u will be taking down creepers and zombies like a pro in no time.

but that’s not all. on this server, u will also make tons of new friends. u will be part of a community that is always there for u, whether u need help with a build or just want someone to chat with. and who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate on this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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TownThrive: Where villagers thrive on drama and wheat shortages. No griefers allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Bedwars, building, Community, Creative, Drama, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefers, Loot, Minigames, Missions, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Server, Shops, shortages, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Thrive, TownThrive, villagers, wheat

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TownThrive
Type	Geopolitical SMP
Focus	Prospering towns, trading, and war
Unique Features	No Nether and End dimensions, immersive gameplay
Server Style	Vanilla with hands-off administration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to prevent bad experiences for players.

2. Can I use commands like /tp or /home?

No, the server has a hands-off administration approach and does not allow commands like /tp or /home.

3. How do I travel to locations on the map without the Nether or End dimensions?

Players have to take a plane or a boat to travel to different locations on the map, making the gameplay more immersive.

4. How active is the community on the server?

The server has an extremely active community with no end in sight, providing a vibrant and engaging experience for players.

5. Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

You can join the server’s Discord server at https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to call your own? Look no further, because on our server, you can claim your very own conservative waifu! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real goal here is to find your perfect pixelated partner. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding ceremony complete with virtual cake and pixelated confetti! So why wait? Join our server now and start your quest for love (or at least a good laugh)!

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ToxicoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where toxicity is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is nice and helpful? Well, look no further because on our server, we take toxicity to a whole new level.

Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly insulted by other players, griefed by our dedicated team of trolls, and banned for no reason at all! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

Our spawn area is a chaotic mess of lava, TNT, and mobs, just waiting to kill you as soon as you log in. And if you manage to survive long enough to build a base, don’t get too attached because it will be destroyed within minutes by our griefing squad.

But the real highlight of our server is the community. We have the most toxic players you will ever meet, constantly arguing, cursing, and trolling each other. It’s a never-ending cycle of drama and chaos that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner toxicity and let loose, then look no further. Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava!

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RoomieRenoMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with a roommate who decides to renovate without permission? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected changes and drama.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house completely transformed by a roommate who just couldn’t resist making improvements without consulting anyone. Will you call the virtual landlords to report the unauthorized renovations, or will you sit back and watch as the chaos unfolds?

With discounted virtual ceiling lights that are “way better” than the current ones and walls that magically extend to make room for everyone, this server is a rollercoaster of surprises. And who knows, maybe karma will come back to haunt those who act selfishly in the virtual world too.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as living with a roommate on a renovation rampage, join us now! Just make sure to keep an eye on your virtual room – you never know what changes might be coming your way.

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CarCrashBroNoNo

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Are you tired of your brother constantly crashing your car and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can lend your virtual car to anyone without worrying about repairs or insurance costs. Plus, if someone crashes it, you can just respawn it good as new! Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let your brother crash cars to his heart’s content, without any consequences!

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IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the Iron Dome of servers, ready to protect you from any creeper attack! Just like how Israel’s Iron Dome is ready to take on Hezbollah, our server is ready to take on any griefers trying to mess with your builds.

We got crazy mini-games like Creeper Dodgeball, where you gotta dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can show off your skills and take down your enemies like a boss.

So come join us and experience the ultimate protection and fun on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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