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Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Cruel, Dark, depraved, Diabolical, evilcraft, fictional character, Horror, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, Minecraft, psychopath, pure evil, ruthless, Sadistic, Server, Sinister, Twisted, Villain, villainous, Wicked

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Votes:	3493	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Star Shards Collected:	127	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Join our Minecraft server if you want to team up with the most evil and sadistic fictional characters out there! Imagine building a fortress with Voldemort, going on epic quests with the Joker, or trolling other players with Cruella de Vil. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to unleash their inner villain and cause chaos in the Minecraft world. So come join us and let’s create some mischief together!

KinkyCraft: Embrace Your Weirdness

BDSM, bondage, discipline, Domination, edge play, Embrace, exhibitionism, fetish, foot fetish, kinks, KinkyCraft, latex fetish, power play, role-play, sadomasochism, spanking, Submission, taboo kinks, unconventional desires, unusual kinks, voyeurism, weird kinks, Weirdness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we embrace all your weird kinks and quirks!

Do you like building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of diamond blocks? We got you covered!

Are you a fan of creating elaborate rollercoasters that go through lava pits and zombie-infested villages? You’ll fit right in!

And don’t even get us started on our underground disco club where the creepers are the dancers and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly!

BabyMuteCraft

#newborns, babies, baby accessories, baby development, baby essentials, baby gear, baby products, baby safety, baby shower gifts, BabyMuteCraft, comfort, infant care, long tail tags, mute buttons, pacifier clips, pacifiers, parenting, self soothing, sleep aids, soothing, teething

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?

plus, we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to some sick beats. creeper on the dance floor, anyone?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a disco ball of death, but in a totally fun way.

so come on, join us on dis wacky server and let’s make some crazy memories together. pacifiers are mute buttons for babies, but on this server, anything goes, baby!

GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol

Antioxidant, Blood sugar, cholesterol, diabetes, findings, garlic, GarlicCraft, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, heart health, Lowering, lowering cholesterol, managing blood sugar, medicinal properties, natural remedy, nutrition, Potent, Prevention, research, study, sugars, Superfood, wellness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Genesis Survival

7/11 store, Adventure, Claims, Community, concerns, cracked minecraft, Crates, determination, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Farewell, fear, Genesis Survival, Heartwarming, Jobs, joy, LAN servers, mcpe, Minecraft, multiplayer, Passion, Playershops, questions, Staff, Survival, Youtube tutorials

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

“Ever since the year 2013, I have been playing countless versions of Minecraft. From the Demo version, MCPE, and even the Cracked version of Minecraft. It’s always been an exciting adventure for me in every version that I played it on. I finally bought an account in 2015 at a nearby 7/11 store. I’ve had countless LAN servers and countless worlds built. After hours upon hours of youtube tutorials on how to create a Minecraft server, I finally made it. My biggest goal is for Genesis Survival to give the at least one person the feeling I had when I was 13. That feeling of passion, excitement, fear, joy, and determination, and that heartwarming feeling that for once, “I’m not alone anymore.” I genuinely wish that you reader have an awesome time on the server. Let me or my staff know if you have any questions or concerns. Farewell and good luck on your Adventures in life and in Minecraft!”

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Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

1800’s, chance, Chinaman’s chance, Chinamans, Chinese immigrants, Chinese person, court testimony, derogatory, derogatory phrase, discrimination, higher taxation, historical racism, idiom, immigrant workers, low wages, Minecraft, no chance, racial discrimination, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8859
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Farms Harvested:	835

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

#jeetware, apps, aurora, Aurora software, Aurora store, AuroraWare, digital marketplace, digital store, ecommerce, JeetCraft, jeetware btw, jeetware platform, jeetware store, Minecraft, mobile apps, online shopping, online store, Server, shopping platform, software, software store, Store, tech store, Technology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomSaysNoSisDoes, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

american girl doll, Birthday Party, childhood toy, clothes, dolls, expensive, family dynamics, Glasses, ipad, mom, MomDontTouchMyDoll, perfect condition, research, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, Toys, unreasonable

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Villages Defended:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!