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DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2655	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, arrangements, bare minimum, Boss, cooperation, CraftyCubers, demanding, doctors note, employee management., employees, health exam, health issues, Help, Minecraft, Results, retiring, selfish, Server, Small Business, Tasks, tasks rearrangement, workplace conflict

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	60	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

BeepBoiCraft

aita, BeepBoiCraft, countryside, countryside driving, cyclist, cyclist behavior, Driving, emergency, england, Frustration, Horn, lay-by, lying.., MAMILs, narrow roads, pull over, road etiquette, road rage, rude cyclists, Rural, traffic

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

SadSMPTravelz

Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	123
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

InsecuritiesCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, biggest insecurity, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, flaws, imperfections, InsecuritiesCraft, Insecurity, personal insecurities, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, societal pressure

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

historical event, KiwiCraft, loss at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime tragedy, Military, Minecraft, naval disaster, naval fleet, naval history, naval memorial, naval ship, naval vessel, naval warfare, Navy, new zealand, New Zealand history, sea, Server, Tragedy, warship, ww2

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1841
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

action, Beirut strikes, chief, Crisis, foreign relations, hezbollah, iran, Iran news, Iranian government, Iranian military, Iranian officials, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military leadership, missing, News Update, out of contact, political turmoil, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Animals Bred:	187

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

bartering, Broomstix, Claims, crossplay, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land Claim, Magic, Map, market, No Griefing, Pets, PvP, Quests, responsive staff, rule, Server, Shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial, unlock, Voting, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6242	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	New Chunks Explored:	838229
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchantments Applied:	137
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

advice, Ave Christus Rex, BIBLE, Christ, christ jesus, CHRISTIANS, Church, deceptive spam, discussions, FAITH, home, ITT, Listen, Minecraft, Mythology, Pagan, royal, scripture, Server, shake the dust, Social Issues, tax collector., theology, TOWN, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	4704
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles