groaners – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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XDGamingPVE

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Version: 1.20.4 & Below XDGaming community is a soon to be a whole network of games from V Rising to Minecraft to Valheim but mostly is focused on community gamers / streamers and including engagement. XDGaming MC is purely survival based PVE with the option to toggle PVP, there are also options for bedrock players to be able to use most if not all features(Banking, Wild Teleporting, Bank Upgrades, Auction House & more!). Beware: Some players occassionally come from MineHut.

66.118.233.217:25567

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skallcraft

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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premium.skallcraft.net

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VatalMC

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

WHAT IS VATALMC ABOUT? We are an active prisons server pushing out constant updates to the community with amazing lootbox updates, in game updates, economy updates & much more!

HOW DO I JOIN VATALMC? To join the server you must load up minecraft and click multiplayer > add server, type play.vatalmc.net > done > join server and your ready to start your journey on the network.

ARE THERE ANY OTHER GAMEMODES OTHER THAN PRISONS? Amazing question however we do have a skyblock, practice and soon factions server.

play.vatalmc.net

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AnarchyZone By Kaboom.pw

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Raiding, Survival

AnarchyZone is more than your regular free OP server for Minecraft. This public multiplayer server combines free OP with anarchy. Use powerful operator commands as much as you like, without having to worry about rules. Fun and useful plugins such as WorldEdit & World Guard are available at any time.

play.anarchy.zone

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Crackex Network

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Crackex Network. We offer you an amazing community with friendly players. There’s awesome mini-games such as Bedwars, Skyblock, Economy Survival, Arcade and Duels with each mini-game containing a unique or special mode. That’s not it, there’s even more! Explore them and Join us! What are you waiting for? The only limit is your imagination. Experience our server like no-other before. Join now

mc.crackex.xyz

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EternalNetwork

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

EternalMC —————————————— Join Us On Our Adventure At EternalMC ! Embark on an incredible experience in here, like non other before. A place for all to hang out and chill and play! —————————————- Discover Our World:

What Do We Offer?: Community: Kind, respectful, and welcoming community with amazing, and non forgettable experience in This server!

eternalmc.site

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Ultrakill Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to the Ultrakill Network – Where Minecraft Gets Really Awesome!

Are you bored of the same regular, hastily created servers? Come experience something truly special! With an incredibly generous 90GB of RAM, we aim to give you a unique experience with the lowest possible ping. We are ready to impress you with the most epic adventures in Minecraft, backed by a powerful anti-cheat developed by experts in the field. (into)

At Ultrakill Network, we are dedicated to satisfying your preferences. You choose what you want to play! Each week, we’re happy to bring you the “Minigame of the Week,” in addition to our varied selection of normal minigames. You decide which minigames are in the foreground, and we’re here to bring them to life! We look forward to you posting your funniest ideas, and we will turn them into reality.

But this is not all! If you’re into unique challenges and adventures, we’re proud to present “Jailbreak,” an exclusive game mode where you can test your skills to break out of one of the special prisons created by the Ultrakill team. Get ready for a real test of ingenuity and skill!

If you’ve had the most epic BedWars games and want to impress all your friends, here’s how you can do it! We offer the possibility to record all your matches so that you can show them to the whole world and be proud of your outstanding achievements.

At Ultrakill Network, “we’re not just a server, we’re a community” of Minecraft, ready to give you the best gaming moments and fuel your excitement for continued adventure. Join us today and discover Minecraft in a whole new and exciting way!

mc.ultrakill.ro

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DexteriaMC Network

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Raiding

Welcome to DexteriaMC, where adventure knows no bounds! Step into a world of endless possibilities, where the thrill of competition meets the joys of a welcoming community.

In DexteriaMC, you’ll find yourself immersed in a variety of captivating game modes like Factions, Practice PVP and Cannoning. Join our discord for more information https://discord.gg/dexteriamc We are officially releasing our Map 1 of 1.7 Vanilla Factions! More to come!

play.dexteriamc.net

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PetsCraft

Prison, PvP

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play.petscraft.net

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EarthlySMP

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Ever wanted to play on a server with the earth world map, but it had long queue’s or wasn’t what you were looking for? Well look no further! EarthlySMP has a world map of the earth in a 1:750 scale, fun mods like Create, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka, Create: Steam and rail and other themed mods! We have the concept of starting off Secondary Industrial Revolution and slowly revolutionizing further till we get to presence, and then even the future! Anyone can claim any unclaimed land or simply fight over some claimed land!

noxxon.fun

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