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Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	4814	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Surface SMP

Belgian, Belgian Kingdom, Belgium, best, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Cross-Play, Discord, discord server, Economy, Factions, Gaming, join us, Kingdom, Kingdom server, Minecraft, multiplayer, number 1, Parkour, PindaSMP, Play, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top minecraft servers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	9798	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Hello We are the PindaSMP! We are probably the BEST Belgian Kingdom Server! We are already number 1 at Top Minecraft Servers Do you want to join us? Then come to the Discord first and then you can play!

play.pindasmp.nl:25569

Max Games

Hardcore, KitPvP, Max Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Max Games PVP

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162.19.20.147:2024

”/pol/ Paradise Minecraft Server”

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, current events, cyberbullying, Digital culture, echo chambers, extremism, free speech, Hate Speech, internet culture, Life on /pol/, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Paradise, POL, Politics, racism, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are spicy and the griefing is even spicier! Join us on /pol/ for a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky chaos.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with rare loot. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of deranged villagers armed with diamond swords and a thirst for blood. It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, lava, and even a stray creeper or two getting in on the action. In the end, our brave player emerged victorious, covered in loot and glory.

But that’s not all! On /pol/, you can also participate in epic build battles where the theme is always “Build the dankest meme”. Show off your creativity and humor as you construct the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant Pepe statues to pixel art of your favorite conspiracy theories, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on /pol/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you log off, the memes never die.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous message, Book, Code, crime, detective, Diamond, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 15743841, novel, puzzle, Riddle, secret, Secrets, smp, society, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	5	Ores Mined:	8199
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will come flying out of nowhere to steal your diamonds!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Think you have what it takes to boogie with the creepers?

3. Our world is filled with mythical creatures like unicorns, dragons, and…flying pigs? Don’t ask how they got there, just go with it.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into their Minecraft skins in real life. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

5. We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

DadExcludedCraft

Communication, compromise, DadExcludedCraft, Daughters, disagreement, emotions, family, husband, IMPORTANCE, keepsake books, Letters, love, Memento, Memories, outsider opinions, parenting, Personal, perspective, relationships, Secrets, Value

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4288	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love letters more than diamonds! Join us for a chance to create your own virtual love letters to your pixelated children (or pets, we don’t judge) and showcase your parenting skills in the digital world.

Our server is the perfect place for all the sentimental Minecraft players out there who want to leave a legacy for their blocky offspring. Build a shrine dedicated to your in-game family, write heartfelt messages in the chat, and watch as your fellow players shed a tear at the beauty of your virtual parenting skills.

But beware, not everyone will understand the importance of virtual love letters. Just like the OP’s husband who couldn’t handle the fact that he wasn’t included in the Minecraft family album. Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, join our server and show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the world of blocks and pixels.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your heart emojis, and join us on the most heartwarming Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe one day your virtual love letters will be passed down through generations of Minecraft players, inspiring them to build their own digital family legacies.

GenderNormsMinecraftSMP

double standards, gender bias, gender conformity, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered behavior, gendered expectations, gendered roles, gendered society, GenderNormsMinecraftSMP, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4556	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we break all the rules and have a blast doing it! Looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and not be judged? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! We encourage creativity and craziness in equal measure.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground club where only players of a certain gender are allowed. What’s inside, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of glitter, unicorns, and dance parties that last for days.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Noobz4Dayz

10. Unpredictable personalities, 11. Complex behavior, 12. Unintelligible people, 13. Perplexing individuals, 14. Unconventional personalities, 15. Eccentric behavior, 16. Unusual people, 17. Quirky individuals, 18. Unique personalities, 19. Unusual behavior, 2. Difficult personalities, 20. Unconventional people., 3. Unfathomable behavior, 4. Enigmatic people, 5. Confusing individuals, 6. Mysterious personalities, 7. Puzzling behavior, 8. Inscrutable people, 9. Baffling individuals, Incomprehensible individuals, Noobz4Dayz

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

The type of person who hasn’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet! Like seriously, why would anyone want to miss out on all the craziness and fun we have going on here? We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So if you’re the type of person who loves a good adventure and doesn’t mind the occasional zombie invasion, then you definitely need to join our server ASAP! Trust us, you’ll never understand why you waited so long to join in on the madness.

Crafty Fentanyl Fun Land

addiction, Crafty, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug crisis management, drug decriminalization, drug enforcement, drug epidemic, drug laws, drug legislation, drug overdose, drug policy, drug trafficking, drug-related deaths, fentanyl, Fun, Land, opioid epidemic, Oregon, overdose mortality, public health, substance abuse

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	975	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

we got so much stuff to do, u won’t know where to start! build a castle, mine for diamonds, fight dragons, the possibilities are endless!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave!

What is the IP for Grian Minecraft Server?

episode 25, Grian, grian hermitcraft, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Grian is a popular British YouTube content creator known for his entertaining and creative Minecraft videos. With a focus on building and design, Grian has amassed a large following on his channel where he showcases his impressive building skills and infectious personality. He is also a member of the popular Minecraft server HermitCraft. Grian has become a beloved figure in the Minecraft community and continues to attract new fans with his engaging content.

AloraMC The Grand Return

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Crops Grown:	3982
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

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