groan – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP
ANNOYING, banal, Cliche, corny, cringe, eye roll, EyeRoller, groan, hackneyed, heard it all before, Minecraft, old hat, overused, passé, Repetitive, smp, stale, tired, tired old saying, Tiresome, trite, Unoriginal, worn out
OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!
And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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Married2Minecraft
age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife
Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.
Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.
Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

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AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server
AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces
so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?
i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.
plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix
Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY
come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.
we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.
oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!
so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

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⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft
Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server
The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
bw.redlines.space:25903

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CompCraft

Adventure, bandits, big farms, Caves, Community, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Dungeons, expert players, Expertise, Grief Protection, join us, money making, Quest, rare items, redstone engineering, smp, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

We are a small, but growing semi-vanilla survival server. Our server is designed for players who seek a challenge and are ready to expand their knowledge of the game.

Features:

Quest
Dinosaur Fossils
Economy
Custom Rares
Custom Dungeons
Bandits
PvP
Grief Protection
Vanilla Mechanics
Zombie Mini Game

CompCraft might be the server for you if you like to build big farms, grind to make money, collect rare items, engineer with redstone, explore dungeons & caves, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils. Whether you’re an expert or willing to learn, everyone is welcome to join the adventure!

Discord: https://discord.com/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with additional custom features.
Can I join if I’m a beginner?	Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels.
Are there any in-game quests?	Yes, the server features quests for players to complete.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, there is PvP available for players who enjoy it.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	The server offers grief protection to safeguard player structures.

MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6
1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!
We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!
Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

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Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server
anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness
Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

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BabyBlockParty
baby’s health, baby’s safety, BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family interference, family relationships, family respect, family visit, first baby, Healing time, newborn baby, newborn bonding, newborn care, newborn visitation, setting boundaries, telling fiancé’s family to wait
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries – just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like this player’s in-laws.
Imagine a world where you can ban anyone who tries to take over your territory or tell you what to do with your creations. Our server is a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without interference from meddling relatives.
Don’t worry about grandma trying to sneak into your virtual delivery room to make sure your pixelated baby is born – on our server, you have full control over who enters your realm. Plus, you can ensure that all your virtual babies have their shots before any visitors come knocking.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can set your own rules and defend your digital domain against unwanted intruders. Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating and boundary-setting?

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RageQuitTunes – Minecraft SMP
aggravating lyrics, aggravating tunes, annoying songs, annoying tunes, bothersome melodies, bothersome tracks, enraging songs, enraging tunes, grating lyrics, grating music, infuriating melodies, infuriating tunes, instant irritation, instant rage, irritating lyrics, irritating music, irritating tracks, Minecraft, obnoxious melodies, RageQuitTunes, smp, vexing music, vexing songs
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.
So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!

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MineTunez2025
2025, anticipation, artist, favorite artist, future releases, MineTunez2025, Music (Industry), music albums, music anticipation, music artists, music enthusiasts, music excitement, music lovers, music predictions, music releases, music singles, music speculation, music trends, new music, Release, upcoming releases
Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret feature that allows you to listen to exclusive music from artists who haven’t even been born yet! That’s right, in 2025, we have a time-traveling DJ who brings back the sickest beats from the future. Join our server now and be the first to jam out to music that hasn’t even been created yet! Who needs Spotify when you have a time-traveling DJ in Minecraft?

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RuskiCraft Minecraft Server
appeasing, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Officials, peace talks, political tensions, Riyadh, RuskiCraft, russia, Server, summit, talks, Ukraine, US
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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