| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3790 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2341 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4238 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 155 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 154 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 369 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9944 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 246 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5537 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3249 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 959341 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9566 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8484 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 208 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4942 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8592 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8286 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
