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PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

PotionHealzMC

Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, complementary therapy, emotional well being, faster healing, glass bottles, healing, healing potion, holistic healing, Medicines, mental health, mind-body connection, natural remedies, Perception, placebo effect, PotionHealzMC, psychosomatic effect, red liquids, Self Healing, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	6122	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	441
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!