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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1589 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 207 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).