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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4299 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep have mohawks and the creepers wear sunglasses.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. If you want to join his army of feathered warriors, you’ll have to prove your worth by challenging him to a dance-off.
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a group of woolly gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. If you cross them, you might find yourself on the wrong end of a llama spit attack.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Ender Dragon while riding a pig. It’s not easy, but the bragging rights are totally worth it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.
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