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Spartan SMP

Adventure, Artisans, Builder, camaraderie, community challenges, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Explorer, Fair Play, Kits, marketplace, Minecraft, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Spartan SMP, Survival, Trade, Vanilla, Warriors

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	1517	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to Spartan SMP – the ultimate Minecraft survival experience infused with a vibrant economy, diverse player shops, and thrilling kits to enhance your gameplay journey.

Step into a world where resilience meets opportunity, where every block you place and every mob you conquer shapes your destiny.

Embark on your adventure in our meticulously crafted survival world, where the spirit of camaraderie thrives among fellow Spartans. Join forces with friends or forge new alliances as you build, explore, and conquer challenges together.

Dive into our bustling marketplace, where entrepreneurial spirits flourish. Set up shop and become a titan of trade, offering coveted items and resources to fellow players. Whether you’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or a daring explorer, there’s a place for you in our dynamic economy.

But the journey doesn’t end there. Equip yourself with powerful kits tailored to your playstyle, granting you unique abilities and advantages in your quest for dominance. From mighty warriors to cunning artisans, unleash your full potential and rise as a true Spartan champion.

With regular events, community challenges, and a dedicated team of staff ensuring fair play and excitement for all, Spartan SMP offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Are you ready to join the ranks of legends? Forge your path, seize your destiny, and conquer the Spartan SMP realm today!

158.69.159.91

GrandpaGamer Minecraft Server

aging, future self, GrandpaGamer, introspection, Life Changes, looking ahead, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, Retirement, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-projection, self-realization, self-transformation, Server, time passing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Love Letters Sent:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible, even seeing yourself in 40 years as a dancing meme.

OofCraft

OofCraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long trail tags OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	4437	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but instead of candy, we have endless possibilities for building and exploring.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama whispering, so you know you’ll always be in good hands. Need a break from mining and crafting? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a stack of emeralds as your ticket to the coolest party in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (hopefully not by a creeper). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server anywhere else. Welcome to the land of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NullPVP

24/7 server, Active forums, Additional games, community-driven, Cops & Crimes, CSGO Style Vote Crates, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Earth, earth smp, Events, Friendly staff, Jobs, Mini Games, new community, non-p2w, Parkour, player feedback, plugin development, PvE, PvP, Quests, Secondary domain, Skyblock, Survival, Thriving Community, Unique player experience

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Enchantments Applied:	254	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Votes:	1307	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

play.nullpvp.net

Skyfall Mc

24 7 SUPPORTS, Cross-Play, Economy, Friendly, Land Claim, LifeSteal, Minigames, NICE BUILDS, Survival, YOUTUBE MEMBERSHIP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

LAND CLAIM, FRIENDLY, NICE BUILDS, 24 7 SUPPORTS, CROSS PLAY, SOON BE ADDED LIFESTEAL AND MINIGAMES, ALSO YOU CAN BUY RANK FROM YOUTUBE MEMBERSHIP

skyfallmc.mc-join.net:25719

GachaCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Community, discussion, Escape, Fandom, forum, GachaCrafters, gachaniggers, home, Invasion, Kiseki, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Otaku, overtaken, refuge, Server, solidarity, Support, TAKEOVER, Thread, Ultimate

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7978
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our peaceful little Minecraft home was invaded by a horde of gachaniggers! They came out of nowhere, wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever they went. But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is here to save the day! Join us as we band together to fight off these pesky gachaniggers and reclaim our rightful place in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks to pixel art so detailed it’ll make your head spin, our players are always pushing the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Boner Babes

atypical crush, Babes, bizarre crush, blocky, boner, confusing arousal, curious arousal, different turn-on, eccentric arousal, lady, odd turn on, offbeat turn-on, outlandish desire, peculiar desire, peculiar fascination, quirky infatuation, strange attraction, strange obsession, uncommon fetish, unconventional lust, unique attraction, unusual fetish, weird boner

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Malevolynt

Adventure, Community, dynamic, Economy, Jobs, Malevolynt, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Arena, Player Auctions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2923	Potions Brewed:	176
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	191	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Towny, McMMO, Jobs, Player Auctions, Mob Arena,

Welcome to Malevolynt, where adventure and community thrive in the world of Minecraft! Embark on a journey like no other in our dynamic survival server, rich with features designed to enhance your gameplay experience.

mc.malevolynt.com

BobrSiti – Vanilla Survival Version 1.16.5 Minecraft server

#exciting, alone, BobrSiti, BUILD, Clans, classic, conditions, DELIGHTS, Donations, Economy, Empty, Explore, Fans, Free Donations, Friends, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, original minecraft, perfect, Pirate, Plunge, Prison, Private, Russian, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla, Version 1.16.5, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

BobrSiti vanilla server is the perfect place for fans of classic Minecraft. The server provides ideal conditions for playing alone or with friends. Here you can build, explore, survive and enjoy all the delights of the original Minecraft. Join BobrSiti and plunge into the exciting world of vanilla Minecraft!

mc.bobrsiti.ru

MirrorCraft Server: Closer Than You Think

appear, CAR, Caution, Closer, Distance, Driving, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, objects, Perception, perspective, Reality, rearview mirror, Reflection, ROAD, Safety, Server, side mirror, traffic, Vehicle, Warning, warning sign.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchantments Applied:	248	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the objects in the mirror are closer than they appear…literally! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is topsy-turvy and nothing is as it seems.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon. And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes – they make for excellent companions on your quest for glory.

But the real reason you should join our server? The mirror dimension. Step through a looking glass and find yourself in a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. Trust us, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant cupcake. Hey, it happens.