grillhouse Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VaxxSmackinDad420

anti-vax, awkward, Chemicals, cigar, consent, Conversation, Dinner, family, flawed logic, Friends, grillhouse, Humiliation, irony, lab rat, outdoor seating, Restaurant, Rude, smartass, smoking, social etiquette, VaxxSmackinDad420

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	773	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can roast anti-vaxxers and their flawed logic? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of calling out ridiculous beliefs while building your own virtual world.

Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!

Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1131	Dimension Hops:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Star Shards Collected:	128
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1831	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Farms Harvested:	564	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4624	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Farms Harvested:	195	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!