We’ve got blocks for days and creepers to blow up your stress!
Who needs Trump when you can build your own virtual paradise and impeach any zombie who tries to invade your turf?
Join us and let the Constitution of fun reign supreme in our pixelated universe!
But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.
Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Alexis and her never-ending saga of roommates and ex-boyfriends. From grifters to lawyers, you’ll never know what kind of character you’ll encounter next!
Witness the epic battle between a mom determined to evict her daughter and a daughter who just can’t seem to pay rent on time. Will justice prevail? Will the housing bubble burst before the drama ends? Only time will tell on our server!
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Join us on this server where you can escape the harsh realities of the internet and just enjoy some good old blocky fun. No one will call you an attention whore for promoting modesty or a grifter for talking about politics. Here, you can be as weird and wonderful as you want to be without any consequences.
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Our server is like no other, where even the creepers have legit mental illnesses and the zombies are just misunderstood souls looking for a friend. Build your own blackpill fortress and watch as the world around you transforms into a hilarious circus of chaos and mayhem.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blackpilled Minecraft experience! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs wrestling when you have a world like this to explore?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
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Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves to the beat of a creeper DJ!
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Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be facing off against other players in intense Mahjong matches that will test your skills and push you to your limits. And if that’s not enough, we even have a booru filled with hilarious memes and fan art of your favorite Mahjong players.
But wait, there’s more! Tune in to our M-League broadcasts every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST for some top-tier Mahjong action that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget to check out our league V sheet for all the latest stats and updates.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!
