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NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures
come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin! -
BabyBlockerCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).
So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!
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HusbandCarsMCServer
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest of players can find. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But that’s not all! We also have a magical potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will help you build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers.
So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs vintage cars when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule? Join now and let the adventure begin!
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MommaDramaGoneHospital
Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where you make the rules!Imagine a world where you can build your dream engagement ring out of diamond blocks, without any interference from your partner’s mom. No more being told when you can cry or how you should feel – on our server, emotions run wild and free!
Join us and create a virtual ICU where you can stay by your partner’s side 24/7, no family drama allowed. Build a fortress to protect your love from any unwanted visitors, and fight off any intruders who try to keep you apart.
So why wait? Join our server now and build a world where you can be the hero of your own love story, without any interference from pesky in-laws. Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!
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MomBdayDinnerDrama
Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a new place to escape to? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about intruders breaking in. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.
Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and explore a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Who needs a job at an assisted living facility when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?
And don’t worry about pesky parents judging you – on our server, you’re free to be yourself without any judgment. Plus, we have a special birthday celebration every week where you can join in on the fun without any drama.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world waiting for you?
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CraftyFam Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a break from real-life drama like the one described above! Join us for some virtual fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about your family troubles.Need a break from taking care of your mom, siblings, and baby? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a fearless warrior battling dragons or a peaceful farmer tending to your crops. No responsibilities, just pure Minecraft madness!
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Leave behind the stress of real life and dive into a realm where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the depths of a mine.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and escape to a world where the only promises you have to keep are to yourself and your virtual creations. Let’s mine, build, and explore together in a place where the sky’s the limit – literally, because we have flying pigs!
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NoStepGrandsonFuneralAllowed
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my step-grandson’s inappropriate questions? Look no further! Join our server for a truly bizarre and creepy experience.Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.
And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.
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Vanilla What? I Dream of Creeping, Not Grieving! Join now, age 16+! 1.20.4!

Vanillarite Minecraft Server Overview
Features Description Community A lively, vibrant community for mature players Players Players and communities, map art, and building Environment Welcomes everyone, calm and chill atmosphere Includes Grinders, Builders, Sellers/Shop Owners, Redstoners, Map Art builders Features Claiming, Ranks, Ice ways teleportation system Vanillarite Minecraft Server FAQ
Q: Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?
A: Yes, Vanillarite welcomes everyone, including but not limited to LGBTQIA+ community members.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?
A: No, there is zero pay-to-win on this server. All players have equal opportunities to progress.
Q: How can players claim land on the server?
A: Players can claim land using toggleable flags. By default, explosions and PvP are disabled, but can be enabled if needed.
Q: Is there a server-wide teleportation system?
A: Yes, the server has the “Ice ways” teleportation system, removing the need for the modded feel of TPA.
Q: Where can I find the server rules?
A: The server rules can be found at rules.vanillarite.com


