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MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9240
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	661	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Potions Brewed:	189
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	51	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!