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LuckySurvivorMC SMP

alive, Blessed, brush with death, close call, Escape, fate, fate intervened, Fortunate, Grateful, guardian angel, life changing, Lucky, LuckySurvivorMC, MIRACULOUS, Near Death Experience, second chance, Shocking.., smp, Survival, thankful, thankful to be alive, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crops Grown:	2655	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FrickenCraft

amusing, colloquialism, Communication, Expression, Favorite, FrickenCraft, funny, humor, INTERESTING, Language, linguistics, long tail, non-swear word, phonetics, Slang, sounds like, Speech, tags, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest non-swear words that sound like swear words. Imagine the thrill of shouting “flibbertigibbet” in the heat of battle or calling your friends “nincompoops” as you build epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner goofball in the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

amendments, anti-LGBTQ+, bulgaria, CraftyRainbow, discrimination, eastern europe, Europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., LGBTQ+ legislation, LGBTQ+ rights activism, Minecraft, president, Propaganda, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Animals Bred:	79	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got unicorns flying around, and dragons breathing fire, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

also, did we mention that the president of bulgaria signed some crazy anti-lgbtq+ law? yeah, we don’t really know what that has to do with minecraft, but it’s like, totally wild, right?

come join us on this server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!

40, consumer prices, cost increase, CraftyCabbageCo, domestic production, economic crisis, economic impact, food distribution, Food Industry, food supply, grocery stores, imported goods, inflation, market fluctuations, market trends, Meal, price hikes, purchasing power, Russian food, Suppliers, supply chain, Warning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	281539	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

BeeMC: Where bees reign supreme and your life is the real deal! Join us for some bee-autiful shenanigans 🙂

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439

BeeMC Overview

Server	Description
Lifesteal Server (Season 1)	Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and survive with friends. Packed with exciting features and a friendly community.
BoxPvP Server	Test your skills and battle it out in our intense PvP server. Show off your combat prowess and climb the ranks!
Exciting Events	Regular events bring the community together. From building competitions to epic battles, there’s always something fun happening at BeeMC!
Amazing Staff Team	Our dedicated staff team is always here to help. Friendly, experienced, and always available to assist you.

FAQ

What does BeeMC offer?

BeeMC offers a Lifesteal Server, BoxPvP Server, exciting events, and an amazing staff team to assist players.

What is the IP for BeeMC?

The IP for BeeMC is play.beemc.net and the Bedrock port is 19595.

How can I join BeeMC?

You can join BeeMC by using the IP play.beemc.net in Minecraft.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming benefits, gaming chair, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming headset, gaming industry, gaming keyboard, gaming laptop, gaming monitor, gaming mouse, Gaming news, gaming pc, gaming therapy, HealCraft, Healed, Minecraft, Official, online gaming, Server, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Votes:	4874
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve got more healing powers than a stack of golden apples, and our virtual doctors are always on call to cure your gaming woes.

Join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in! We’ve got unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we’ve even discovered a way to travel to other dimensions within the game. Want to visit a world made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? We’ve got that too.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the healing power of gaming wash over you like a bucket of enchanted water. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Tier3FootballSMPGaylord

acceptance, athletes, athleticism, Competition, Diversity, equality, football, football players, Gay, Hockey, ice hockey, inclusion, LGBTQ, pride, sports, Sportsmanship, superior sport, team sports, teamwork, thirdie tier, Tier3FootballSMPGaylord

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old football and thirdie tierhockey? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the real action happens? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that hockey is the superior sport!

Join us for epic battles on the ice as we fight off zombie hockey players and giant goalie bosses. Build your own hockey rink and show off your skills in intense PvP matches. And don’t forget about our secret underground hockey league where only the bravest players dare to compete.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Hockey Stick of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and hockey skills. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate hockey champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of hockey like never before. Who needs football when you can have hockey madness on our server!

StepmomSaysIDo Minecraft Server

blended family, Conflict, difficult decisions, Divorce, emotional, family, family dynamics, Father, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parental relationships, relationships, Server, stepmom, StepmomSaysIDo, Support, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your dad and stepmom can peacefully coexist! Build your dream wedding venue without any in-law drama, and invite them both to celebrate with you virtually. Plus, our server comes with a built-in therapist NPC to help mediate any conflicts that arise. Don’t let family drama ruin your big day – join our server now for a drama-free wedding experience like no other!

WeddingCraftUltimatum

Budget, Catering, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, eloping, extravagant wedding, family dynamics, family expectations, financial strain, guest list, social pressure, Tension, Ultimatum, Venue, wedding costs, wedding planning, WeddingCraftUltimatum

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than wedding planning with in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any family drama.

Just like this bride, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you stick to your original budget like a boss or cave in to outrageous demands like a noob? The choice is yours!

With a guest list of 120 or 250, you’ll have plenty of players to team up with or battle against. And hey, if things get too tense, you can always elope to a secret base and avoid the drama altogether.

So come join our server and escape the real world craziness for some virtual fun. Who knows, you might even find your happily ever after… or at least a diamond sword!