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EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	226	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, emotional responsibility, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, FiancéCraft, Gaslighting, loyalty, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!

CakeWarsMomDrama

aita, bad mouthing, Bakery, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cake, CakeWarsMomDrama, Choking, CURSE, dessert, Disrespect, Drama, Evil, expensive chocolates, groceries, mom, not giving, scolding, superstition, sushi, TOOTH

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zombie Dances:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

awkward boner, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBoner, body reactions, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing erection, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny confessions, funny memories, funny stories, humorous anecdotes, male anatomy, Minecraft, personal stories, public embarrassment, Server, sexual health, teenage hormones, unexpected arousal, unexpected erections

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

WalmartWarrior92

bargain hunting, common sightings, Community, consumer culture, convenience, diverse crowd, everyday encounters, local hangout, Neighborhood, people watching experience, people-watching, public spaces, retail stores, retail therapy, shopping, shopping habits, social interactions, Stereotypes, unexpected encounters, Walmart, WalmartWarrior92

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!

KyivCraft: German Combat Air Support

Air, berlin, Combat, combat planes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, German, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military intervention, military support, opposition leader, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchantments Applied:	153
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	3422	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got pigs flyin’ in da sky and creepers dancin’ in da disco. u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.