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AspirinCraft: Mine for a Cure!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5718	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so like, if you wanna reduce your risk of colorectal cancer, just pop some aspirin like candy, bro! this server is like the aspirin of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna reduce your risk of boredom and bring you the most epic adventures ever! we’ve got crazy mobs, insane dungeons, and even a secret treasure hidden by a unicorn! join us and become the hero of your own story, just like aspirin is the hero of reducing cancer risk! come on, what are you waiting for? aspirin awaits!

Mystmoor: Where survival is easier than turning off a redstone lamp! Join now for a challenge on Paper 1.21!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion. Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win. Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today! Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV Website: https://mystmoor.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server.
What version of Minecraft does Mystmoor use?	Mystmoor uses the latest version of Minecraft for its gameplay.
Are there rules against cheating and griefing?	Yes, Mystmoor has strong measures in place against cheating and griefing to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the provided link.
Is there a website for Mystmoor?	Yes, Mystmoor has a website where you can find more information and resources for the server.

ChocoTurn Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a llama named Choco who is the ultimate ruler! It was his turn to lead and boy, does he take his job seriously. He’s got a diamond-studded crown and everything!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama king, dance with creepers, and go on a wild treasure hunt all in one place? Come join the fun and see what other crazy adventures await you!

The Crybabes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mines Excavated:	1720
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old confession scenes? Well, fear not because our server is dropping on August 13th and we guarantee we will not mess up the confession scene harder than SobsPlease did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few love confessions that will make you question your sanity. So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Mom’s AFK, Let’s Play!

Afk, Babysitting, custody issues, divorced parents, family communication, family dynamics, feeling trapped, hanging out with friends, lack of freedom, Lets, moms, parental conflict, parental expectations, parenting challenges, personal time, Play, seeking advice, shared custody, sibling age gap, sibling care, sibling responsibility, sneaking out, teenage rebellion, underage responsibilities

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Emeralds Found:	644	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of being forced to babysit your siblings every time you log on to your mom’s house? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking out the back door while your 12-year-old sibling handles things like a boss. No more yelling moms or grounded punishments here, just pure freedom to hang out with your friends and explore the virtual world of Minecraft.

And don’t worry about your dad getting upset, he’ll understand your side because on our server, we support each other like a family (minus the babysitting duties). So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny!

FrySauceFanatic Minecraft SMP

aioli, barbecue sauce, buffalo sauce, cheese sauce, chipotle mayo, condiments, curry ketchup, dipping sauce, favorite sauce, Fries, FrySauceFanatic, garlic aioli, honey mustard, ketchup, Mayo, Minecraft, Ranch, smp, Sriracha, sweet chili sauce, tartar sauce, truffle aioli, vinegar dip

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant plate of fries with every sauce imaginable! From ketchup to ranch to unicorn tears, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Fry, rumored to grant the power of infinite potatoes. But beware, the evil Potato Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your fries and turn them into mashed potatoes!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against the Potato Overlord – the Sauce Sword! Crafted from the rarest condiments in the land, this sword is the only thing that can defeat the evil spud.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the fries are hot and the sauce is even hotter! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Blocky Pleasure Land

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3290
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!

BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Crops Grown:	3515	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!

KimJongCraftLauncherz

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3573	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Star Shards Collected:	172
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

MinecraftMindMelt

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2771	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.

we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.

plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.

so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.