Greeting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7663
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

Hello? Based Department? Hello? Minecraft SMP

Assistance, Based, based department, Communication, customer service, Department, Greeting, hello, Hello again, hello beautiful, hello friend, hello goodbye, hello stranger, hello sunshine, hello there, hello world, Help, inquiry, long tail, Minecraft, office, phone call, smp, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the cows are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise birthday parties instead of blowing up your house.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden disco party cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at karaoke.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

> Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Conversation, Courtesy, Etiquette, Greeting, hello, how do you reply, Interaction, Manners, Message, Minecraft, ONLINE, Protocol, question.., response, smp, Social, text, what are you doing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2048	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

hi b 🙂 Minecraft server

#emoticon, b.., Casual, Communication, digital communication, double greeting, Friendly, Greeting, hello, hi, informal, informal language, Minecraft, online conversation, Repetition, Server, Slang, Smiley Face, Social Interaction, text abbreviation, text message, text talk

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They laughed, they cried, they even built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. It was a magical experience that they’ll never forget (mainly because we won’t let them leave, but that’s beside the point).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant chickens, go on treasure hunts for hidden diamonds, and even attend virtual dance parties with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pickaxe of infinite mining power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but it’s fun to pretend).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

H-hewwo Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, Confused, cute, funny, Greeting, hello, hewwo, Hhewwo, Kawaii, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, OwO, Server, silly, surprised, Tag

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9085
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	415522

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Bean’s Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Beans, british slang, buddy, Casual, colloquial, Friend, Greeting, hello, HELO, informal, informal greeting, informal language, Mate, Minecraft, old bean, Pal, Repetition, salutation, Server, Slang, thar, vernacular

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7066
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	1641

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpyKidsCraft

children, covert operation, Deception, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage tactics, government secrets, Greeting, intelligence, international relations, Kremlin, Nationality, political intrigue, putin, Russian spies, secrecy, Spanish, spy families., SpyKidsCraft, undercover

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	136
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Votes:	1477	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Votes:	145
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9703	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

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Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	297

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

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FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	1170
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!