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ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	244
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!