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Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

2008, 2016, Crafty, Create, creating, FANTASY, greentexters, gttfw, humor, imagination, incel, internet culture, meme, normalfaggots, Online Community, perfect, perfect women, retarded, satire, Server, social media, tfw, trolling, twitter, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Potions Brewed:	70
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

”MineCraft Server: CraftyGenius”

career development, collaboration, CraftyGenius, creativity, dabbed on, efficiency, innovation, linux, Minecraft, multitasking, not harder, organization, problem solving, productivity, remote work, self improvement, Server, software, Stress Management, teamwork, Technology, Time management, work smarter, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Votes:	7941
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we work smarter, not harder!

Join us and witness the epic battles between the legendary Linuxsis and the evil Dabbing Villagers. Will Linuxsis save the day or will the Dabbing Villagers take over the server? Only you can decide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the Disco Sheep and the Taco-Carrying Llamas. Who knows what other crazy creatures you’ll encounter on your journey?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can be a part of the chaos on our server?

Bridezilla Ban: Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Ban, best man, Boundaries, bridezilla, Communication, Confrontation, consent, Cultural differences, interracial, kentucky, kiss, Minecraft, misunderstanding, outing, Plantation, professional cowboy, Race, racism, reconciliation, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5211
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a cowboy at a wedding? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this guy at a Kentucky plantation wedding.

Join us for the chance to experience unexpected interactions, like getting kissed by a cowboy who’s into you but maybe not the best at expressing it. Who knows, you might even find yourself crying in your truck like our cowboy friend Keith.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Yeehaw!

Pond Drama: Block Edition

beaver, BLOCK, common area, Dispute, Drama, Edition, fill, Flooding, headgate, Hoa, Irrigation, landowner, maintenance, native grass, neighbors, Nuisance, pond, Property, Rural area, silting, survey, trespassing, water rights

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky ponds and annoying neighbors? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and beavers blocking culverts.

Picture this: you’re the sole owner of a virtual pond, dealing with trespassers, ice-skaters, and a beaver infestation. But fear not, because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands and drain that pond like a boss.

Don’t let those HOA members bring you down – charge them $10K a year to keep the pond or fill it in and plant some native grass. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and full of property disputes?

Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re truly a selfish asshole or just a savvy virtual landowner. Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

Adaptability, career advancement, communication skills, CraftyCraft, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, essential skills, leadership skills, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal development, problem solving, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill development, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join our server and master the art of building epic castles out of diamond blocks! Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see your fortress of bling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You won’t want to miss out on that, now would you?

So come join us and learn the skills that will make you a Minecraft master, because on our server, the crazier the better!

Satan’s Mischievous Mine

Afterlife, Burn, Devil, disobey, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, Evil, GOD, Hell, Mischievous, moral dilemma, morality, punishment, Redemption, religious beliefs, Satan, Satans, Sin, spiritual warfare, Suffering, theology, torture

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan torture and burn the people that disobeyed the same god that he disobeyed?” Join us for a wild ride through the depths of hell, where you can build your own fiery fortress and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where you can challenge Satan himself to a game of parkour. Win, and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and the afterlife. And remember, in this world, all is fair in love and war – especially when it comes to battling demons and building your own hellish empire.

CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia Minecraft Server

Attack, cyber, cyber attacks, cyber volunteers, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital defense, foreign relations, HACKING, information warfare, intelligence, Minecraft, national security, online security, online threats, russia, Russian, russian interference, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Volunteers, web resources

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3748
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s intelligence and cyber volunteers are taking down russian web resources left and right! we got explosions, drama, and plenty of chaos to keep u entertained for hours on end. join us now and be part of the craziest virtual war you’ve ever seen in minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BearHuntersInc

Animal Attack, authorisation, bear attacks, bear population, BearHuntersInc, bears, conservation, death, Endangered species, environmental policy, government decision, human-wildlife conflict, hunting, killing, Public Safety, Romania, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife management, wildlife protection, woman mauled

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even bears wanna join in on the fun! we’ve got 500 bears ready to party with us, but watch out, they might maul you to death if you’re not careful! it’s like a real-life survival game, but with bears as your enemies! join now for a chance to be mauled by a bear and become a legend in the Minecraft world! 🐻🔥🎮

HuntCraftAdvantage

adaptation, adhd, anxiety, autism, Behavior, cognition, Communication, evolutionary psychology, executive functioning, genetics, human evolution, HuntCraftAdvantage, hunter gatherer, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, past, Psychology, Social Skills, strategic advantages, survival instincts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner caveman instincts, bro. like, u got ADHD? no prob, that just means ur brain is wired to be a master hunter. autism? that’s just ur superpower for building epic bases. anxiety? that’s just ur body getting ready to fight off creepers and zombies. join our server and embrace ur primal side, cuz we’re all about survival of the fittest, baby! come join the fun and let out ur inner caveman on our epic minecraft server.

BenggwigwishingasuchusCraft

archosauriforms, Benggwigwishingasuchus eremicarminis, BenggwigwishingasuchusCraft, coastal regions, Favret Formation, Middle Triassic, Nevada, new genus, new species, Paleontology, pseudosuchian archosaur

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DINOSAURS AND SHIZZLE. WE GOT A NEW DINOSAUR CALLED BENGWIGWISHINGASUCHUS EREMICARMINIS, HE BE CHILLIN IN DA FAVRET FORMATION OF NEVADA. DIS DUDE BE LIVIN IN COASTAL REGIONS DURING DA MIDDLE TRIASSIC, LIKE HE BE A BEACH BUM DINOSAUR OR SUMTHIN. COME HANG OUT WITH HIM AND BUILD A SANDCASTLE OR WHATEVER. ALSO, WE GOT A PET ROCK NAMED GARY WHO BEATS EVERYONE IN PVP. JOIN NOW OR GARY WILL FIND YOU AND ROCK YOUR WORLD. #DINOSAURS #PETROCKS #MINECRAFTFUNNYLOLZ

Crive SMP || ANARCHY/PEACE/ECONOMY

Anarchy, balanced gameplay, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Biomes, Crive, Custombiomes, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Economy Mods, End.., Essentials, Fair Gameplay, Griefprevention, luckperms, Minecraft, new biomes, No Elytra, No hacking, Noelytra, Nohacking, Overworld, Peace, proximity chat, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla Biomes, Voicechat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

# 🌟 Welcome to The Crive SMP! 🌟

**Version:** Bedrock / Java 1.21 Crossplay (Newest version) **Season 2 Coming Soon! 🚀****Join the Discord Here!! https://discord.gg/uTaHDGGbE2**## Features:– 💰 **Economy Mods**: Build your empire with our robust economy system!– 🏞️ **New Biomes**: Discover amazing new vanilla biomes in the Overworld and End.– 🗣️ **Proximity Chat** (Java only): Enhance your gameplay with real-time voice chat.– 🚫 **No Elytra, No Hacking**: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay for everyone.

## Popular Plugins:– **Essentials**: All the core commands you need.– **GriefPrevention**: Protect your builds from unwanted visitors.– **LuckPerms**: Powerful permissions management.– **DiscordSRV**: Stay connected with our community on Discord.

Join us today and embark on a unique Minecraft adventure!

crive.giize.com