greentexters – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

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The Anonymous 927109379 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as crazy as the players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep comes charging at you! Or maybe you’re building a cozy little house when a gang of mischievous villagers start pranking you with invisible blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the creepers are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride chickens into battle for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

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Beta Male Dislike Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a low t beta male who can’t appreciate the art of twerking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, twerking is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us and unleash your inner ooga booga mating call as you twerk your way to victory. Who knew that shaking your booty could lead to such epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t be a beta, join us now and twerk like there’s no tomorrow!

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Autumn Vibes City Minecraft SMP

autumn, autumn activities, autumn colors, autumnal equinox, bonfires, city, Cozy, crisp air, Fall, foliage, Harvest, hayrides, leaves changing, Minecraft, Nature, pumpkin patch, pumpkin spice, Seasonal, smp, Sweater Weather, VIBES, weather

Are you tired of living in a city that’s stuck in eternal autumn? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where every season is summer, because who needs pumpkin spice when you can have palm trees and beach parties all year round?

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a golden carrot. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but his oinking charm and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the elusive Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with poultry in ways that will leave you clucking with laughter. Join us and witness the magic of chickens laying golden eggs and performing synchronized dances.

So why wait? Leave your autumn woes behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with sunshine, laughter, and a whole lot of pixelated fun!

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What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

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CouRage Gaming is a popular gaming channel on YouTube and Twitch run by content creator Jack “CouRage” Dunlop. Known for his energetic and entertaining personality, CouRage has amassed a large following by playing a variety of popular video games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Minecraft. With a focus on creating engaging and humorous content, CouRage Gaming has become a go-to destination for gaming enthusiasts looking for quality entertainment.

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Shojo Null Minecraft Server

action, Actual hair vents, Adventure, Anime, Cool (aesthetic), Decent plot, Endearing friendship, FANTASY, friendship, Gore, graphic novel, Human and cyborg friendship, love, Manga, Minecraft, Murderous cyborg, Mystery, null, Outrageous character designs, Sci Fi, Server, shojo, Shojo Null, Thriller

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the æsthetic is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! We’ve got a plot so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our outrageous character designs – we’ve got players rocking diamond armor that looks like it was designed by Picasso himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into gore, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got blood, guts, and severed limbs galore. And get this – our players actually have hair vents. That’s right, their hair vents actually work. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the heartwarming friendship between a human and a murderous cyborg. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more explosions and less talking. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Kronii Spacebar Fauna Minecraft SMP

#youtube, collab, collaboration, Content Creation, cute, Entertainment, Fauna, Friends, funny, Gaming, hololive, Kronii, large group, Livestream, Minecraft, reaction, Setting, smp, spacebar, surprised, twitch, virtual community, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff and plays by the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: Kronii stumbling upon Fauna in a massive group collab setting. The chaos that ensues is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Fauna tries to build a cute little farm, but Kronii keeps pranking her by planting TNT under her crops. Fauna retaliates by unleashing a horde of angry chickens on Kronii’s base. It’s a battle of epic proportions that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building competitions where the theme is “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian” to treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block encased in a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

Americas, colonial, colonial administration, Colonialism, Colonization, colonization strategies, Conquest, Cultural differences, economic factors., English colonies, European empires, Exploration, Global influence, History, imperialism, indigenous populations, Minecraft, new world, political factors, Portuguese colonies, Server, Spanish colonies, Trade

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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Where We At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and there’s no room for shenanigans? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you cool cats and kittens over 40!

Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

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Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

Adventure, DAUGHTER, Decision making, elon musk, Elon Musk’s daughter, Elons, emotional impact, expat life, family, international travel, LEAVING, Life decisions, lifestyle change, Minecraft, moving abroad, new beginnings, Opportunity cost, parenting, personal choice, Relocation, smp, Usa, worth it

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

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