greentexters – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

2008, 2016, Crafty, Create, creating, FANTASY, greentexters, gttfw, humor, imagination, incel, internet culture, meme, normalfaggots, Online Community, perfect, perfect women, retarded, satire, Server, social media, tfw, trolling, twitter, world

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

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LockCraft: YTA for wanting my door locked

Boundaries, cat behavior, cat-proofing, Door, door locking, door security, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, generational living, home security, invasion of privacy, LockCraft, LOCKED, PARANOIA, personal safety, personal space, pet behavior, privacy, Safety, toxic behavior, Wanting, YTA

Are you tired of your parents invading your privacy and blaming their problems on you? Do you have a cat who loves to play pranks on you while you sleep? Do you have deranged step family members trying to break into your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where privacy and safety are guaranteed! Our server is so secure, even your cat won’t be able to mess with your stuff. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of toxic family dynamics. So come on over and build your virtual safe haven with us!

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SillySMPChatter

awkward phrases, bad jokes, colloquial language, Communication, Conversation, cringeworthy remarks, dumb comments, embarrassing statements, foolish talk, imprudent remarks, inappropriate language, Language, nonsensical phrases, ridiculous expressions, senseless words, silly sayings, SillySMPChatter, Social Interaction, stupid phrase, unintelligent speech, verbal communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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BoomerCraft: Back in My Day

Beliefs, BoomerCraft, changing times, Cultural differences, customs, Day, evolving beliefs, family dynamics, generational differences, lifestyle changes, Modernization, normal, parental influence, parents, perspective, societal expectations, societal norms, traditional values, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES

Are your parents still living in the Stone Age while you’re out here crafting diamond swords and building epic castles in Minecraft? Then you need to join our server ASAP!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist logging on. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that breakdance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties.

Forget about your parents’ boring rules and restrictions, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing normal is being totally insane!

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SkyBlock Airlines Minecraft Server

air travel, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), conflict escalation, Flight Cancellations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, potential attack, proxies, regional instability, Safety concerns, security measures, security threat, Server, Skyblock, travel alerts, travel disruptions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got creepers blowing up houses, zombies invading villages, and skeletons shooting arrows at unsuspecting players. but wait, there’s more!

we also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off an army of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant lava pit where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches to see who is the ultimate warrior.

but the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where players can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens. it’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

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BaseAttackCraft

American, Attack, base, BaseAttackCraft, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, hurt, injured, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Officials, personnel, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Updates, US, violence

lol imagine if that was a minecraft server event! like, you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy battle against a base in Iraq! US personnel are getting hurt left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun virtual game! join now for the most intense and insane battles you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles like this?! come join us and see if you can survive the attack against the base in Iraq!

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PsychoNeuronCraft

Analysis, Brain, brain function, cellular level, drug testing, Drugs, effects, Experimental Methods, methodology, microscopy, neuronal activity, neurons, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, psychedelic research, psychedelics, PsychoNeuronCraft, Rapid Results, research, Science, study

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have a new method that tracks how psychedelics affect neurons in minutes! yes, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level of trippy!

imagine mining for diamonds while your neurons are going wild with psychedelic effects, it’s a whole new experience that you won’t find anywhere else. our server is like a virtual acid trip, but without the bad comedown.

join us now and see your minecraft world in a whole new light, literally! who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have neurons firing in all directions? come join the fun and let’s get psychedelic together!

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Electric Boogaloo – Explosive Adventures Await! Survive & Thrive on Charged Creeper SMP!

Adventures, Autocrafters, Await, Boogaloo, Charged, creeper, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Electric, explosive, Geyser, Homes, Land claiming, live maps, monster heads, outposts, Player Warps, PvP, Quests, Rtp, smp, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tpa, Viaversion

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⛏️ A lite RPG experience to bolster the mid-to-end game area, complete with Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
⚒️ Excellent QoL with Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps, and more
⚔️ Voting system that rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards
🛠️ Player owned & operated economy
💎 Cross-platform play with ViaVersion and Geyser support
🪨 Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
🪵 Custom Help menu available 24/7

Links:

Website

Discord Channel

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

We eagerly await on the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is not whitelisted. All are welcome to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports different MC versions for cross-platform play.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom features like dungeons, custom monsters, and more.
How can I join the server’s Discord channel?	You can join the Discord channel using the invite link provided in the overview.

CraftyDawnTrailMCServer

BPD, CraftyDawnTrailMCServer, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, gaming events, Girl’s Last Tour, In-game Events, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, mmorpg, Moonfire Faire, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Spooky Club, x files, yandere

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the BPD Yandere Femra Edition! Our latest patch notes include adding in-game events like the Moonfire Faire where you can battle it out with yanderes and femras in a fiery festival.

Join our server for outrageous meetups like the Spooky Club where we discuss Girl’s Last Tour and X-files while building epic structures in Lavender Beds. Who knows, you might even encounter a yandere creeper or a femra zombie while exploring the world!

Our resources, free companies, and linkshells are filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you coming back for more. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

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MomNotInvited Minecraft Server

brother’s wedding, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, fiancee drama, in-law relationships, Minecraft, MomNotInvited, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s behavior, rude behavior, Server, sibling relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding stress

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players who can’t stand each other, just like your mom and Christine.

Vent your frustrations in the chat while building your dream world, just like how your mom vents about Christine stealing her son. Will you defend your creations like Connor defends Christine, or will you stir up drama like your mom? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, just like in real life, actions have consequences. Talk smack behind someone’s back and you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I object!” Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible.

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