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NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

factions.warcraft-rpg.xyz

FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1524

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3628
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Votes:	1704

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069