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BlockbusterCraft Minecraft Server

BlockBusterCraft, cinematic experience, cinematic inspiration, favorite movie, film analysis, film appreciation, film enthusiasts, film industry, film inspiration, film recommendation, Minecraft, motivational film, movie buffs, movie characters, movie discussion, movie genres, movie inspiration, movie lovers, movie magic, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie reviews, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1777
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was inspired by the greatest movie of all time – Sharknado! That’s right, imagine a world where sharks rain from the sky and you have to build shelter to survive. Join our server for a truly unique and jaw-dropping experience. Who needs boring old inspiration when you can have flying sharks in Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Sharknado apocalypse!

CraftyTimeTravelers

advice, aspirations, CraftyTimeTravelers, Curiosity, dreams, future self, goals, hindsight, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, motivation, personal growth, question.., Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ores Mined:	607

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even causing any trouble (for now).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through obstacle courses while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights that will make even Notch jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Your future self will thank you for it!

CholinergicCraft

brain disorders, brain function, cholinergic deficiency, CholinergicCraft, cholinesterase inhibitors, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dopamine levels, hallucination causes, hallucination management, medical advancements, Medical research, mental health, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurological symptoms, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, treatment options, Visual hallucinations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Animals Bred:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience visual hallucinations just like in Parkinson’s disease!! but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun cuz it’s linked to cholinergic deficiency in da game! u can see things dat aren’t really there and have a wild time exploring da virtual world. trust me, it’s a trip u won’t wanna miss out on! so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some mind-bending adventures on dis server like no other. join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCart Minecraft Server

administrators, Adventures, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, emotions, Friendly, Griefing, Items, Moderation, Players, roll back, Structures, Survival, unforgettable, unmoderated, Vanilla, Vanilla pleasure, voice chat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	3708
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!

Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!

If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!

mc.mine-cart.online

4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanPillCraft, Anonymity, Blackpilled, controversial opinions, cyber culture, dark humor, Despair, digital subcultures, disillusionment, edgelord, internet anonymity, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, nihilism, Online Community, online forums, pessimism, Poster, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Crops Grown:	7759	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1690
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ores Mined:	7099
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Star Shards Collected:	92
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.