PutinCraft: Trump’s Greenlight War

world leaders, War, Kremlin, foreign policy, international relations

LOL come join dis server where we got Kremlin insiders cracking jokes and saying Trump told Putin he can expand the war! like wut even is happening? 😂😂

We got crazy builds like a giant Trump tower made out of cheese and a Putin statue made out of spaghetti. It’s a total meme fest up in here!

Join us for some wild PvP battles where you can fight as Trump or Putin and see who comes out on top. Will it be the cheese tower or the spaghetti statue? Who knows, but it’s gonna be hilarious!

So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes! 😜🧀🍝 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

rightoids, culture, tyrone, Site, Minecraft

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

greenlight, international relations, nato, security cooperation, Romanian

come join our epic minecraft server where romanian MPs are donating Patriot systems to Ukraine!!! yasss, you heard that right, we got politicians making big moves in the virtual world too. imagine fighting off creepers with some high-tech military gear, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are playing minecraft and making alliances? join now and be part of the action, you won’t regret it!

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ZelenskiyCraft: Strike ‘Em Up!

escalation, Military Action, U.S, Defense, Ukraine

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. We got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, and everyone was like, “Whaaaaaat?!” And then, like, this other player tamed a dragon and flew around burning everything in sight. It was, like, total chaos, but in a good way, ya know?

And, like, the admin is, like, this super cool dude who wears a cape made out of enchanted golden carrots. He’s always coming up with, like, the most insane events and challenges for everyone to do. Like, one time, he made everyone race to the top of a mountain while being chased by a horde of zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It was, like, so intense, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and full of crazy shenanigans, then you gotta join us, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Who can say no to that, amirite?

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GreenLightMC: Just Craftin’

GreenLightMC, CRAFTIN, greenlight it jc, greenlight, you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Greenlight it, JCI (Just Craft It) and join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom

Ready, Adventure, Sequel, FANTASY, fan favorite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Greenlight it ready, because this server is about to blow your mind!

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GreenLight Lane: Safe Road Studies

data analysis, accident prevention, road features, Safe, single-lane roads

so, like, this server is like the safest place ever, man. we got greenery everywhere, like a freakin jungle up in here. streetlights be shining bright like diamonds, keeping everything lit up and safe. single-lane roads for that chill vibe, no need to worry about crazy drivers swerving all over the place. and sidewalks, bro, sidewalks for days so you can stroll around without a care in the world. join us and never worry about fatal car crashes again, cuz we got the magic touch of safety, yo.

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McSurvieGG

hardcore survival, McSurvieGG, Community, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to mcsurviegg, a unique Minecraft server that combines intense hardcore survival with captivating role play. Here, every decision counts, every action has consequences, and death is not an option. Join a community of adventurers determined to write their own story in an unforgiving world.

mcsurviegg.com

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ArdynFall SMP: Where we’re so vanilla, even our jokes are plain! (No P2W, LGBTQ+ Friendly)

Minecraft, jokes, Ardynfall, smp, Immersive

ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming community
World	Brand new world, less than a week old
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Established & Close-Knit Community
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community
Is there a minimum age requirement?	We recommend players be at least 16 years old to join

Crafty Choices Minecraft Server

DATING, anger issues, judgment, emotional baggage, Preferences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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Greenlight

ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

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