The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

ai, browse, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, DEI flops, Digital, Gaming, greenlight, internet, Leftards, magnum opus, Minecraft, mock, mocking, newfags, ONLINE, rightoids, Site, smp, trends, tyrone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1806
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

defense system, donation, eastern europe, foreign policy, government decision-making., greenlight, international relations, military aid, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MPs, nato, patriot system, Patriot system donation, PatriotCraft, political news, Romanian, Romanian MPs, security cooperation, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine donation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where romanian MPs are donating Patriot systems to Ukraine!!! yasss, you heard that right, we got politicians making big moves in the virtual world too. imagine fighting off creepers with some high-tech military gear, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are playing minecraft and making alliances? join now and be part of the action, you won’t regret it!

ZelenskiyCraft: Strike ‘Em Up!

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, greenlight, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, peace negotiations, political pressure, russia, SECURITY, strike, strikes, U.S, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	8119
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. We got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, and everyone was like, “Whaaaaaat?!” And then, like, this other player tamed a dragon and flew around burning everything in sight. It was, like, total chaos, but in a good way, ya know?

And, like, the admin is, like, this super cool dude who wears a cape made out of enchanted golden carrots. He’s always coming up with, like, the most insane events and challenges for everyone to do. Like, one time, he made everyone race to the top of a mountain while being chased by a horde of zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It was, like, so intense, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and full of crazy shenanigans, then you gotta join us, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Who can say no to that, amirite?

GreenLightMC: Just Craftin’

CRAFTIN, greenlight, greenlight it, greenlight it jc, greenlight it jci, GreenLightMC, i know you want to, jc, jci, know, Want, want to, you

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Greenlight it, JCI (Just Craft It) and join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom

action, Adventure, animated characters, animated film, animated production, animated project, animated series, animated show, animated world, animation, animation industry, Animation Studio, Anime, Avatar, AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom, fan favorite, FANTASY, greenlight, Popular, Ready, Sequel

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Greenlight it ready, because this server is about to blow your mind!

GreenLight Lane: Safe Road Studies

accident prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, fatal car crashes, greenery, greenlight, Infrastructure, Lane, research, ROAD, road features, Roads, Safe, Safety, sidewalks, single-lane roads, Streetlights, STUDIES, study, Technology, traffic safety, Transportation, urban design, Urban planning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6391	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

so, like, this server is like the safest place ever, man. we got greenery everywhere, like a freakin jungle up in here. streetlights be shining bright like diamonds, keeping everything lit up and safe. single-lane roads for that chill vibe, no need to worry about crazy drivers swerving all over the place. and sidewalks, bro, sidewalks for days so you can stroll around without a care in the world. join us and never worry about fatal car crashes again, cuz we got the magic touch of safety, yo.

AttractiveBlocks

AttractiveBlocks, bizarre appeal, curious fascination, eccentric allure, eccentric attractiveness, odd fascination, odd turn ons, offbeat magnetism, outlandish attraction, peculiar allure, peculiar attraction, quirky allure, Quirky Charm, strange allure, unconventional allure, unconventional attraction, unconventional beauty, unique appeal, unusual charm, weird charm, weirdly attractive

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	179567
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crops Grown:	8852
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you find pixelated pigs strangely attractive – we have a whole town dedicated to breeding the most beautiful pigs in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what weirdly attractive things you’ll find on our server!

SynagogueSassCraft

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, community outrage, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, deface, Demonstrators, hate crime, Italian synagogue, law enforcement, minority rights, police chase death, protest violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, racism, religious intolerance, social unrest, synagogue desecration, SynagogueSassCraft, Vandalism

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9762
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll feel like you’re defacing an italian synagogue during a protest over a police chase death. but don’t worry, no real synagogues were harmed in the making of this server! join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft like there’s no tomorrow!

VicioTime

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Machines, Magic, Mods, multiplayer, Mysteries, Plugins, Quests, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	670544

Machines, magic and mysteries await you, come and have fun in VICIOTIME survival with mods and plugins 1.20.1

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Saltivate

[player based economy], advice, Grief Prevention, Minecraft, Players, PvE, PvP, Saltivate, Slimefun, smp server, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Crops Grown:	3028	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8637

Saltivate is a SMP server with Slimefun, grief prevention, and a player-based economy! We plan on releasing our take on Towny soon. We also love getting advice from other players to make the server similar to how players would like it. We cannot wait to see you on the server!

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Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, BUILD, Cases, Cities, Community, Creative, description, Explore, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, Gaming, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Pets, Play, Plugins, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

The server owner “” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, discovery, exclusive, Exploration, FANTASY, landscapes, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Server, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

🔮 Unveil the Mysteries

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

🏰 Realm Secrets:

Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

Ready for the extraordinary?

There are 3 realms you can join:

Realm	Realm ID
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Misogyny & Antinatalism 1.20

Alternative Rock, anti antinatalism, antinatalism, bands, coping, coping mechanisms, Dark Music, heavy metal, human race, insomnia, insomniac, introspective music, late night music, mental health, Misogyny, Music, Punk Rock, Relaxing, self-care, sleepless nights, stress relief

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Potions Brewed:	183	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ores Mined:	2782	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where misogyny is celebrated, antinatalism is a thing of the past, and we are all about that human race content. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and questionable life choices. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and causing mayhem with your new virtual buddies? Say goodbye to relaxation and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!

BioMomBan Minecraft Server

abandonment, biological mother, BioMomBan, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, custody battle, Decision making, emotions, family, forgiveness, History, instagram, mental illness, Minecraft, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Server, social media, stepmother, teenager, Trauma

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4

🤣🤪 Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing and surprises are around every corner! 🎮✨

Join us for a wild ride like no other! Just like Emma’s rollercoaster of a life, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. 💥

Looking for a place where long-lost family members randomly pop up out of the blue? Look no further! Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your estranged uncle trying to reconnect after years of ghosting the family. 🤯

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of couches for you to sleep on if you need some space to cool down after a heated argument with your in-game spouse. 😴💔

So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself debating whether to let your virtual daughter meet her long-lost virtual mother. 🤔👩‍👧‍👩

Join now for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness

SprintSisBegoneCraft

airpods, aita, Blocking, bus, Disrespect, home, Jogging, Lied, no reason, overreacting, parents, Police, RUN, Scared, sisters, Sprint, SprintSisBegoneCraft, TOWN, Urgent

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	248
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my morning jog.

Experience the thrill of running away from imaginary dangers just like I did when my sister tricked me into coming home. Will you be able to outsmart your opponents and navigate through the chaos like I did with my sister’s shenanigans?

Block and unblock your way through challenges just like I did with my sister’s number. Show your dominance and assert your boundaries in this crazy world just like I did with my sister.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and drama of our Minecraft server. And remember, sometimes the craziest stories make for the best adventures!

GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv

cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, Energy Cooperation, energy security, european union, Fico, foreign policy, gas crisis, GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv, Geopolitics, international relations, Moscow, Natural Gas, Politics, regional politics, Slovakia, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in blocky land. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha, and villagers that tell dad jokes all day long.

one time, this dude named Steve built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, but then he realized there was no oxygen up there so he had to ride it back down real quick. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

also, our admin once turned into a giant chicken and started laying diamond eggs everywhere. it was like a treasure hunt, but with poultry. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness?

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids and dolphins throw the best parties? it’s like Atlantis, but with more disco balls.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?)

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