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  • Not Your American Block

    Not Your American Block

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    Welcome to the Enigmatic Oblivion of Blocklandia: Greenland Edition

    Dive Trap of Destiny: Reality Tastes Like Ice Cream! In a realm where Danes wield perfectly conical icebergs like swords and polar bears conduct clandestine meetings with governmental officials, we present to you the astonishing Minecraft server—"Greenland’s Ultimatum: A Not-So-American Dream!" Want to be part of a socially unpredictable, brick-flavored political powder keg? Strap in, it’s about to get gravely nonsensical.

    The Conspiracy Is Rampant—And So Are the Creepers!

    Who needs democracy when you can have democrazy? Legend has it that the fearless ruler of Greenland pushed back against the alien-armed overlord Trump, declaring with icy resolve, “We do not want to be Americans!” Now, players can immerse themselves in a world where tactical snowball fights determine the fate of nations!

    • Politicians at Play: Craft and throw snowballs to conduct negotiations with other hostile mobs (or players)!
    • Polar Bear Alliances: Team up with the local wildlife—because who needs Congress when you’ve got bears?

    Choose Your Destiny: The Peculiar Mechanics of Blocklandia

    Features That Will Make You Question Everything!

    FeatureDescription
    Inverted EconomySell ornate sponges for overpriced dirt—it’s what the bureaucrats would have wanted!
    Ice-Cube RevolutionAccumulate frozen blocks to power your underground lair of unspeakable dreams!
    Rogue Vote MechanicEach kill has repercussions—will the natives support your campaign of chaos?

    Frequently Asked Questions (but also not really)

    • Q: Is this server "Greenland’s Ultimatum" a scam? A: Maybe? But can you really scam a server that operates on dreams?

    • Q: What happens if I build a house? A: It vanishes into the void, but you’ll feel an existential shiver—how’s that for housing instability?

    • Q: Can I become the Dictator of Penguins? A: In theory, yes. In practice, the penguins might overthrow you! It’s a slippery slope.

    Trails of Frost and Conspiracy: Rumors and Revelations!

    • Whispers of Surrender: Unsourced reports claim that the ice itself is plotting against us. Shader packs designed to unleash stormy visions of Norway are on the loose—they may or may not be tied to the Danish government.

    • Creepergate Scandal: This server was banned in 12 countries for "encouraging advanced political dialogue through block manipulation." Don’t ask for details; you’ll only receive more riddles.

    Testimonials from the Mysterious Void (or the mystical players we decided to make up):

    “Ever since joining, my blocks have begun chanting political sermons. Am I a god now?” – @GlacialMysterio

    “Last night, I formed a happiness treaty with a snowman. Now he demands to be called Ambassador Flurry!” – @ColdNonsense109

    Secret Features?! Or So They Say…

    -Reports of unseeable ice realms hidden beneath the Minecraft sky have flooded our inboxes. Players claim to have seen blocky entities wearing suits that may or may not resemble award-winning actors. What do they want? Maybe your soul?

    FINAL WARNING: Join Us, or Be Left Outside!

    "Are you ready to traverse madness and explore the alternate universe that is Blocklandia? Enter if you dare, for the ice has eyes, and the blocks whisper your fate. Frosted chaos awaits you! Our server door is open, but once you step in, there’s no way back!"

    Take up your pickaxes, summon your deepest fears, and join us to create history before it fatally implodes!

    Melting minds are welcome!

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  • Smarverse

    Smarverse

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    Smarverse.net was created for strong players! You must be strong to survive! You get 3 lives, which after, you will be disqualified for a day before you go back to the server!

    smarverse.net

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  • pzbox

    pzbox

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    Box server with elytra pvp. There are custom bosses, weapons, items, and more!! All you need is a resourcepack. No mods are neccessary and the pvp is great. Quickdrop pvp.

    play.pzbox.co

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  • Lifeneal

    Lifeneal

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    This is a very fun lifesteal server! This server includes cpvp, money dupe, /shop, a discord server, ranks, sword pvp, and much more!

    Lifeneal.minehut.gg

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  • EarthNetwork x DinoVerse

    EarthNetwork x DinoVerse

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    Server Gamemode: – Survival – OneBlock (Coming Soon) – Skyblock – MurderMystery – Arcade – Bedwars – ETC

    play.earth-net.tech

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  • Fratres City

    Fratres City

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    Hi, There are tournament events and party games on this server. The server is regularly provided with new updates and there is a community discord: https://discord.gg/UTNyqQZe Have fun!

    5.83.172.163:10070

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  • PG Network

    PG Network

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    Welcome to our 24/7 Minecraft server, where the main game mode is Survival, and we support cross-platform play for both Java and Pocket Edition (PE) players.

    Dive into our immersive Survival mode, where you’ll gather resources, build, and face off against the environment and mobs.

    Join our server today and let your creativity run wild in the world of Minecraft. It’s a community where the possibilities are as vast as your imagination!

    play.pgnetwork.fun

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  • Virtux

    Virtux

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    Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Check out our lifesteal server! Here are some of the exciting features that we offer:

    Custom Core: Our server has a unique Lifesteal plugin that lets you add or remove hearts with a simple command. Server Levels: You can level up your account and your hearts, unlocking new abilities and perks along the way. Coin Shop: Spend your hard-earned coins on a variety of cool items and perks, including Chat Tags, Colors, Ranks, and more! Teams: Ally with other players to compete with other teams, strategize together to level up your team! Cosmetics: Customize your character with a variety of fun Particle Effects, Emotes, and Pets that you can purchase from our server store. Modern Version: Our server is always up to date, so you can enjoy all of the latest Minecraft features. Resource World: Let resources be renewable! Players can join the resource world that resets every 12 hours. Custom Generation: Explore custom-generated terrain that breaks away from the basic Minecraft Generation. Chat Tags: Show off your personality with our customizable chat tags that you can purchase from our store. Daily Rewards: Log in every day to earn awesome rewards that will help you progress faster! Join our community today and experience all of the fun and excitement that our server has to offer!

    virtux.fun

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  • Forg MC

    Forg MC

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    This is a chill, long running vanilla server with an expanding border. There are a few plugins added for player protection and to add some cool features while still keeping the vanilla feel.

    51.81.162.203

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  • MineFlame

    MineFlame

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    Lifesteal SMP 1.19.3 ooking for a Minecraft server that offers something truly unique? Look no further than Mineflame.eu! Our server, running on version 1.19.3, features an exciting lifesteal gameplay mechanic that adds a thrilling twist to every battle. But that’s not all – you can also create teams with other players, go fishing, and explore a variety of cool new features. So why wait? Join Mineflame.eu today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Mc.Mineflame.eu

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  • UltimateSurvival

    UltimateSurvival

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    – CustomPlugins – KoTH – Events – Quests – Jobs – CustomPoints – AuctionHouse – Residence – CustomKnockback – Automatic Farms

    ultimatesurvival.eu

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