greenlandic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!

American, Arctic, Autonomy, decision, fate, foreign policy, Green.., GreenCraft, Greenland, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, national identity, Nordic, pm, Politics, press conference, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Votes:	9401	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

MomCraftMadness

advice, advice needed, Coaching, coaching styles, Communication, Conflict, family, football, football practice, high school sports, husband, MomCraftMadness, parenting, parenting disagreements, Parenting styles, relationships, sports, sports parents, Wife, youth sports

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife wanting to text your son’s football coach over some tough love? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this family feud over a simple coaching moment.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like this family’s never-ending argument over whether or not to text the coach. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement right here in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures and real-life drama all in one place. Who knows, you might even find yourself tackling some unexpected challenges, just like the coach wanted your son to do!

EYCraft: Stress-Free Zone

Accountability, corporate, Employee, EY, EYCraft, Grief, investigation, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, PRESSURE, pune, Stress Management, stressfree, toxic environment, Tragedy, work culture, work stress, work-life balance, Workplace, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6362

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on rainbow-colored llamas. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But the best part? Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in a world full of adventure and madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be careful not to get too stressed out like that poor EY employee. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone turns into a block of cheese!

Crafty Character’s Quest

aspirations, Characters, Crafty, goals, growth mindset., Identity, inspiration, mindset, motivation, personal development, Personality, Quest, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, self-transformation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

So like, imagine a world where you can be anyone you want to be, like a unicorn riding a dragon while wearing a banana suit. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. We have magical lands filled with talking animals and flying pigs. You can build a house made entirely out of cheese or ride a roller coaster made of rainbows. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have. So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

❤️VAYLAND❤️ – Java | PE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Bank, Clans, classic, clean, Development, Discord, donation, Donations, Duels, Empty, Griefing, Hardcore, java, Minecraft, Parkour, PC, pe, PHONES, Pirate, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, titles, Vanilla, vayland, VK GROUP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

❤️Welcome to the VayLand game project⚡.

We took the best, discarded the unnecessary and made something interesting. Always up-to-date version of the game!

We don’t have many servers, so each of them is very well designed. Don’t believe us? Come in and check it out yourself.

If problems arise, the responsive Administration is always happy to help you, remember this! Enjoy the game to everyone✌.

✅The server is available for PC and Phones.

PE/BEDROCK: mc.vayland.net:19132 Java: mc.vayland.net:25565

We have already developed servers such as:

⭐Vanilla – The server is absolutely clean from plugins, without privileges and any privates. Griefing and destruction of houses are allowed. Develop and fight with other players, without any rules!

⭐Survival – Classic server with standard plugins. The server has a PVP arena, Tavern, Auction, Titles, Mystical Boxes, Game sets, Daily rewards, Bank and more… Griefing is prohibited here, want to kill a player? Go fight him in the PVP arena!

⭐SkyBlock – Ready to survive on your own flying island? Then you are here! 9 islands for survival have been developed, each of them you can try yourself, without any donations. There are Auctions, Shops, Boxes, Titles, Parkour, PVP arena, all this can be tried on this wonderful server.

⚠️Keep in touch with us and don’t get lost:

✔︎ IP: mc.vayland.net | MINECRAFT

✔︎ Website with donation: https://vayland.net/

✔︎ Discord: https://discord.gg/t9WXzs8w7z

✔︎ VK Group: https://vk.com/vayland_mc

pe.vayland.net

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

hung cocks, long tail tags, Minecraft, new, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Requests, saves, Server, Thread, Tribute

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Crops Grown:	2616
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mines Excavated:	2842
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is filled with hung cocks just waiting to be saved and requested. Join now for a chance to tame these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you have hung cocks at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

I Miss You Terribly Minecraft SMP

aching for you, emotional pain, feeling empty without you, Heartache, I miss you., Loneliness, longing for you, longing for your touch, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing a loved one, missing someone special, missing you, missing you deeply, missing your presence, Nostalgia, pining for you, reminiscing about you, separation, smp, terribly, yearning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Towns Built:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with show tunes. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers and the skeletons mix the meanest cocktails. Will you be able to find it and join in on the party?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, destination wedding, family drama, family expectations, financial constraints, maturity level, out of state travel, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, school schedule, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, social media conflict, Time management, wedding etiquette, wedding guest responsibilities, wedding planning, work-life balance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of adulting? Look no further than our server! We understand that life can get crazy with work, school, and family responsibilities. That’s why we offer a stress-free, drama-free environment where you can escape from it all and just have some fun.

Unlike some brides-to-be, we won’t block you on Facebook Messenger for not being able to drop everything and fly to Malibu for a wedding. We won’t guilt trip you for having to work or take care of your great grandma. We get it, life happens.

Join our server and let loose with some epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a fancy wedding in Malibu when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come on over and join the fun – because here, everyone is welcome, no matter what life throws your way!

JJK Ultimate

Adventure, Anime, anime-inspired, Chaos, Community, CURSE, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, gameplay, JJK Ultimate, jujutsu kaisen, Jujutsu Sorcerer, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, modded survival, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	761	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

JJK Ultimate is a modded survival server based on the hit anime Jujutsu Kaisen. Join in and choose your path! Defend humanity as a Jujutsu Sorcerer or cause chaos as a Curse!

104.243.44.234

Why Did She Do It? Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, crime, dark past, Deception, Guilt, hidden agenda., investigation, Manipulation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, Obsession, past trauma, Psychological, Redemption, saars, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twist, Why did she do it

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	156
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Saars, the mischievous admin of this server, is constantly pulling pranks and causing mayhem for all the players. Why did she do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

Join us if you want to experience insane challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Saars will keep you on your toes with her unpredictable events, like turning all the cows into dancing llamas or spawning a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and madness. You can also team up with other players to complete epic quests, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or taming a dragon to ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness of Saars!

””/Re-Cycle Minecraft SMP/””

#sustainability, earth-friendly, eco-friendly, environmental conservation, environmentalism, garbage disposal, green living, Minecraft, Recycle, recycle bins, recycling center, recycling initiatives, recycling program, reduce waste, reuse, smp, sustainable living, trash reduction, UPCYCLE, waste management, waste reduction, waste segregation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a real-life diamond (just kidding, it’s actually a plastic one), and don’t even get us started on the llama races!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of our custom-made jukebox tunes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and post your favorite images of all the craziness that goes down in our server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!