LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EUROPEAN TROOPS IN GREENLAND, YO. LIKE, IMAGINE FIGHTING CREEPERS WITH A EUROPEAN SOLDIER BY YOUR SIDE. THEY’LL BE LIKE, “OI MATE, WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!” AND YOU’LL BE LIKE, “THANKS, EUROPEAN SOLDIER DUDE!” PLUS, WE GOT PENGUINS IN GREENLAND TOO, SO YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE. IT’S LIT, FAM. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE PENGUINS TAKE OVER THE SERVER! #GREENLANDINVASION #EUROPEANTROOPSROCK
