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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that is so lit, even russia is tryna meddle in it? yea, that’s right, we got spies from all over the world tryna get in on the action in our upcoming elections. why, u ask? cuz our server is the bomb dot com, that’s why! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). so come join us and be part of the madness, before putin himself shows up to try and take over. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. -
GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how nato countries are, like, sending troops to greenland because donald trump is, like, threatening them or something. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, you can, like, build your own army of minecraft warriors and, like, protect greenland from any crazy threats. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can, like, hide from the nato troops and, like, plan your epic attack. so, like, join now and be a part of this insane adventure! -
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets -
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro. -
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain -
GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!
so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.
also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪
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GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!! -
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam! -
GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn