Greenland Minecraft Servers

Greenland

  • Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

    join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

    plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

    so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • GreenlandNot4SaleCraft

    GreenlandNot4SaleCraft

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    so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”

    we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.

    plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt

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  • GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

    GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

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    So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

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  • CraftyTrumpLand

    CraftyTrumpLand

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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  • CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

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    LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

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  • Trump’s Blocky Adventure

    Trump’s Blocky Adventure

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    so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!

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  • GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

    GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

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  • Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

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  • GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

    GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

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    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

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  • Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

    Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land north of 90o latitude is ruled by the Finno-Ugrics, Ugrics, Uralics, and all our native pals from Russia, Greenland, Canada, and the USA! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. The polar bears are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against rival factions. They may look cute, but trust me, they are fierce warriors.

    2. Our currency is made entirely of ice blocks, because who needs boring old gold coins when you can have frozen currency that melts in your inventory?

    3. The northern lights are our disco lights, and every Saturday night we have a massive dance party under the aurora borealis. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a pack of wolves under the shimmering lights.

    4. Our faction leaders are direct descendants of Santa Claus himself, so you know we’ve got that Christmas magic on our side. Plus, our secret weapon is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Beat that, other servers!

    So come join us in this icy wonderland, where the cold never bothered us anyway and the adventures are as wild as a blizzard in July. See you there, snow warriors!

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