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GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	190
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

ArcticCraft: Trump’s Greenland Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, arctic circle, arctic exploration, Arctic policy, ArcticCraft, climate change, control, Defense, denmark, dog sled patrols, Greenland, international relations, Maritime, Military, Naval vessels, new ships, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	4195

come join our minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! we got denmark planning new ships and dog sled patrols in greenland, all because trump wants control! it’s like a crazy political drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the ruler of greenland yourself! who needs real life politics when you can have this level of insanity in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for?!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1952	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5070	Zombie Dances:	9

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attacks, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, France, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Politics, Protection, response, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Threats, trump

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

so, like, come join our amazin’ minecraft server, cuz like, europe is all like “no attacks allowed” and france is all like “trump, stop threatenin’ greenland” but like, who cares about all that drama when you can be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons in our server? plus, we got this crazy story about a magical potato that can grant wishes, but only if you find it hidden in the depths of the nether. so, like, join now and be part of the wackiest adventure ever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	967	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9258
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5627
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GreenlandNot4SaleCraft

Arctic, controversy, Danish PM, Diplomacy, donald trump jr, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, GreenlandNot4SaleCraft, international relations, ISLAND, Négotiation, ownership, Politics, response, sale, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Visit, visitation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”

we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.

plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt

Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Gaming, Hunters, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, Room code, Server, Sunbreak TU, Threads, VG

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	4895
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

at a loss, befuddled, bewildered, Clueless, confusion, flummoxed, in the dark, lack of comprehension, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mystified, nonplussed, not understanding, Oblivious, perplexed, puzzled, scratching your head, smp, Stumped, unaware, uncomprehending, wouldnt

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3657

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, academic success, best friends, college, college fests, college life, Communication, Decision making, extrovert, Friends, friendship, Guilt, guilt tripping, Introvert, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, roommates, selfish, Server, social events, socializing, STUDIES

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

CraftyAffairExposed

Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyAffairExposed, Ethics, family, friendship, gossip, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, morality, parenting, Paternity, Screenshot, text message, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1146
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Votes:	4396	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

CraftyScienceFun

Astonishing, astonishing revelations, Astounding, CraftyScienceFun, eXtraordinary, Fascinating, hard to believe., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexing, remarkable, Science, Scientific fact, Shocking.., Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

BlockCraft2020, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, election, election interference, foreign policy, Government, hezbollah, influence, instability, international relations, Lebanese president, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, power struggle, presidential candidate, strategy, U.S, united states, Vote, Weakness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

Genie’s Wish Blockade

Aladdin, Aladdin and the Magic Lamp, Arabian folklore, Arabian Nights, BETRAYAL, Blockade, cautionary tale, consequences, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, folklore, friendship, génie, Genies, Greed, Magic, moral dilemma, moral lesson, Selflessness, Unintended Consequences, Wishes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

Active players, adult community, apply, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Diamond, diamond bank, discord server, Economy, Friendly, java, Land claiming, New server, non-toxic experience, Perks, Player Warps, rocks, Rush, Semi Vanilla, Shiny, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	1 week old
Active Players	5-10 at a time
Custom Features	Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
Community	Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

Q: Is the server environment toxic?

A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

assets, beauty standards, body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body shaming, body shape, chunky, curves, flat bum, health, huge ass, Huge Tits, Minecraft, no breasts, obese, physical appearance, self esteem, self-confidence, Server, skinny, societal expectations, weight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Animals Bred:	55	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Towns Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!