Greenland MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GreenlandGoneWild

Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, territorial dispute, SOVEREIGNTY, foreign affairs

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

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GreenlandGriefers

poll, Greenland, survey, national security, denmark

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!

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GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Territorial, survey, opinion

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

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CraftyGreenlandTrump

UNACCEPTABLE, world leaders, trump, european union, criticism

so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong

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GreenlandGoneWild

international relations, european union, territorial dispute, strategy, Alliance

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want greenland”? well, europe is like “nah bro, u can’t have it” and they’re like plotting and scheming to stop him. it’s like a real life game of risk but with way more drama. come join our minecraft server and help europe save greenland from trump’s tiny hands. u can be part of the epic battle for greenland and maybe even become a hero in the process. plus, we have like, really cool buildings and stuff. so, like, join now and let’s save greenland together, bro!

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GreenlandRejectsUS

Diplomacy, Territory, Greenland, Government, US

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.

so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉

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GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!

government initiative, Diversity, Plan, Denmark racism, social justice

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark is going all out to fight racism against Greenlanders with a $4.9M action plan! And guess what? Our server is like, the ultimate safe space for all Greenlanders to come and build epic igloos and ride polar bears together! Plus, we have this secret underground club where we throw wild parties with DJ penguins and glow-in-the-dark ice cubes. So, like, join now and be part of this historic movement to end discrimination against our icy friends! #GreenlandersUnite #PolarBearParty

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GreenlandGarrisonMC

Conflict Resolution, defensive purpose, Defense, GreenlandGarrisonMC, us military

Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

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ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

economic development, 2bn, Military, SECURITY, denmark

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

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GreenlandTroopzCraft

SOVEREIGNTY, international relations, geopolitical strategy, Foreign Minister, strategic move

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in greenland but with no snow, just blocks and creepers. the foreign minister of france even said they were gonna send troops to check it out, that’s how lit it is. imagine building a castle next to a melting iceberg, that’s the vibe here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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