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NATOcraft: Greenland Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	5495
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	90	Animals Bred:	142
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension Hops:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GREENLAND BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT NATO PROTECTION, YO. OUR FINNISH FOREIGN MINISTER IS LIKE THE KING OF MINECRAFT, HE PROTECTS US FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND STUFF. JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SAFER THAN A DIAMOND-CLAD IRON GOLEM. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	232	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8693
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!

anger, Arctic territory, controversy, Danish politician, denmark, diplomatic dispute, Diplomatic tension, foreign policy, Frustration, Greenland, Greenland purchase, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Mr. Trump, offensive language, political backlash, Politics, Proposal, territorial acquisition, Trump administration, Trumped, US president

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!

oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.

also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.

so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪

Greenland Lake Tipping Point

Arctic, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate crisis, ecosystem, environmental impact, Extreme climate, feedback loop, flux, global warming, greenhouse gas, Greenland, INCREASE, Lake, Lakes, melting ice, point, scientific research, sequestering, source, Summer, Tipping, Tipping Point, West Greenland

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things are so lit, even the lakes in West Greenland are getting in on the action! These lakes be like, “Nah, we ain’t just gonna chill and sequester carbon dioxide anymore. We gonna be a source of that sweet greenhouse gas, y’all!”

Join our server and witness the madness as these lakes go cray-cray and start spewing out carbon dioxide like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in the Arctic, and everyone’s invited! Who needs boring old biogeochemical cycles when you can have lakes causing a 350% increase in greenhouse gas flux? It’s like nature’s own little rave, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen. Forget about building houses and farming crops – we got lakes turning up the heat and shaking things up. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world!

GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!

American, Arctic, Autonomy, decision, fate, foreign policy, Green.., GreenCraft, Greenland, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, national identity, Nordic, pm, Politics, press conference, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, united states

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?

CraftyTrump’sGreenDeal

Arctic region, Call, CraftyTrumpsGreenDeal, denmark, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, international trade, negotiations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, political tensions, president trump, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

so like, u kno how trump was all like talkin to denmark bout buyin greenland? well, get this, he was actually just prank callin them! he was all like “im gonna put tariffs on u if u dont sell me greenland” but then he was like “lol jk, just playin bro!” it was so funny, u gotta join our minecraft server to hear more crazy stories like this! we got the best trolls and pranks, u wont believe ur ears! come join us and be part of the madness!

CraftyDefenseFun

Arctic region, collaboration, cooperation, cooperation agreement, CraftyDefenseFun, Defence, defense agreement, defense cooperation, defense partnership, defense readiness, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Military, North America, Partnership, political relations, SECURITY, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend like greenland and the US! our prime minister is a pro at building fortresses and fighting off creepers. we got diamond armor for days and our pvp battles are lit af. join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world where anything is possible. together, we will conquer the minecraft universe and show those zombies who’s boss. let’s do this!

GreenlandSplitCraft

Alliance, Arctic, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, GreenlandSplitCraft, international relations, Négotiation, News, Politics, power play, putin, russia, splitting, state TV, Territory, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.

CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyMelonisGreenPanaLand, disbelief, european politics, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, Italy’s Meloni, Meloni, panama canal, Politics, SEIZING, skepticism, territorial ambitions, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

omg guys, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and mayhem! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a stack of enchanted diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before Trump tries to seize Greenland and the Panama Canal in Minecraft too! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5704
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

SnackWarsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, groceries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate snack stealing, sharing, SNACKS, SnackWarsMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runes Activated:	3

So, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where you can escape all your roommate drama and snack-stealing woes! Picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own snack fortress and protect it from any snack monsters (looking at you, Sara).

Join our server and never worry about your snacks disappearing again! You can create secret snack stashes, booby trap your cookie jar, and even hire virtual snack guards to keep watch 24/7. No more awkward vibes or passive-aggressive snack confrontations – just pure snack-filled fun!

And hey, if you ever need a break from snack wars, you can explore our epic virtual world, complete crazy challenges, and maybe even uncover the ultimate snack treasure. So come on, join us on this Minecraft server and let the snack-tastic adventures begin! Who needs roommates when you have a whole snack kingdom to rule?!

BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	6936	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Animals Bred:	197	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Potions Brewed:	143	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8095	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1071	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, complexion, Confidence, cultural perceptions, Dark, Dark Skin, Diversity, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, Pale, pale skin, pasty skin, personal preference, physical appearance, Preference, self esteem, skin, skin color, skin tone, smp, societal norms, tanned skin

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

FishyFoolery

aita, Boundaries, Fish, FishyFoolery, Friends, funny, humor, living beings, names, opinion, personal choice, pet care, pet funerals, pet love, pet names, pet ownership, Pets, Respect, Ridiculous, trivial

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Items Found:	4101	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1322
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

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