Greenland MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TrumpCraft: The World Tour

North America, Politics, Trumpcraft, global affairs, Tour

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds on those basic servers. Join our server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life!

We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak. And don’t even get me started on the creepers – they’re all wearing top hats and monocles, ready to explode in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trump Tower, where you can climb to the top and shout “Make Minecraft Great Again!” at the top of your lungs. And rumor has it, if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trump may be coming for the world, but on our server, anything is possible.

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Ice Quake Fiber Optic Fun

fiber optic cable, borehole, tiny quakes, Ice, fiber

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the ice be quakin’ like it’s got a case of the jitters? Well, lemme tell ya, this server be so lit that even the ice in Greenland be gettin’ in on the action!

We got fiber-optic cables runnin’ through 2700 meters of borehole, keepin’ tabs on them tiny ice quakes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the ice streams ain’t just flowin’ like regular ol’ water, nah, they be movin’ like viscous honey with some stick-slip motion thrown in for good measure.

If you wanna experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the excitement of geological phenomena, then this server is the place to be. Join us and witness the wonders of nature in blocky form. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician

Struggle, America, American society, political figure, political leader

so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and just feel like you need a server that’s as crazy as a llama wearin’ a top hat? well, do i have the place for you! this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of diamond blocks and creepers wearin’ sunglasses.

let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.

if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

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GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble

military presence, Arctic, donald trump, Countries, Threats

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how nato countries are, like, sending troops to greenland because donald trump is, like, threatening them or something. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, you can, like, build your own army of minecraft warriors and, like, protect greenland from any crazy threats. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can, like, hide from the nato troops and, like, plan your epic attack. so, like, join now and be a part of this insane adventure!

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CraftyGreenVote

Greenland, SOVEREIGNTY, national identity, Nordic, upcoming election

lol imagine a minecraft server where the government is made up of villagers and they are planning to declare independence from the player after the next election. like, who even knew villagers had the right to vote let alone start their own country? join us for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, where you can either support the villagers’ quest for freedom or try to stop them and maintain control over the land. plus, rumor has it that the villagers have been secretly hoarding diamonds and emeralds for years, so you might just strike it rich if you join their cause. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

political influence, election, ISLAND, us politics, Parliament

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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Iceberg Isles – Crackin’ Crevasse Fun

polar regions, Arctic, ice loss, Fun, icebergs

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland ice sheet is cracking faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” Watch out for those massive crevasses, they’re like giant cracks in a creeper’s butt! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of icebergs for you to ride on while you mine for diamonds like a boss. Join now and help us save the world from melting ice and exploding creepers! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!

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NoDonationNation

anti-corruption, international relations, transparency, foreign donations, political funding

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

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TrumpCraft2020

FEARS, trump, Democracy, foreign political funding, Greenland

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, nato, Server, foreign policy, SOVEREIGNTY

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

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